Katt Williams - Kattpacalypse coming on Saturday at 10pm on showtime

[marcuz]

So then what do you say is the truth

truth is the earth is only 6,000 yrs old and god put the fossil of dinosaurs in the ground to test our faith

 

[courtdog]

nah, we originated from two white people named adam and eve; and we're all the biproduct of their incestuous relations

Names where changed, colors where switched up
But are the stories true?
If there was proof that the stories are made up, ok.
But there is proof the stories are True in terms of geographical landmarks n stuff
The key is to you learn about it, and experience it for yourself
If you don't believe, you'll never receive

truth is the earth is only 6,000 yrs old and god put the fossil of dinosaurs in the ground to test our faith

Why does that test our faith?

 

[marcuz]

Names where changed, colors where switched up
But are the stories true?
If there was proof that the stories are made up, ok.
But there is proof the stories are True in terms of geographical landmarks n stuff
The key is to you learn about it, and experience it for yourself
If you don't believe, you'll never receive


Why does that test our faith?

there's massive proof that he "stories" were written and rewritten hundreds of times over. i believe the first scripture was written hundreds of years after jesus' supposed resurrection.

but what kind of proof do you need to know biblical stories are fake? is common sense not good enough? talking snakes, evil fruits, people that live for hundreds of years. noah and ark, collecting two of every animal on a massive boat

there's actual science behind the theory evolution, but blacks insist on coat tailing the fables of those who hated blacks. i get why our ancestors bonded in slavery were christian, it was either believe in their god or be killed. however, it's 2012, when are y'all going to wake up from the religious bondage?

 

[Strapped]

very weak

 

[OG Talk]

shyt was funny to me...

 

[Pool_Shark]

1 hr left getting ready to watch this Katt Williams, All his shyts great I know he'll come through with the laughs

 

[courtdog]

there's massive proof that he "stories" were written and rewritten hundreds of times over. i believe the first scripture was written hundreds of years after jesus' supposed resurrection.

but what kind of proof do you need to know biblical stories are fake? is common sense not good enough? talking snakes, evil fruits, people that live for hundreds of years. noah and ark, collecting two of every animal on a massive boat

there's actual science behind the theory evolution, but blacks insist on coat tailing the fables of those who hated blacks. i get why our ancestors bonded in slavery were christian, it was either believe in their god or be killed. however, it's 2012, when are y'all going to wake up from the religious bondage?

Is that your angle? Look, I know stories were altered.
But the message is the same. Common sense helps you see the truth
The truth is once you said "blacks insist on" is where your whole perspective comes into light
To you, most black people.. or as you like to call them, ******s like to
I really can't continue this conversation with a bigot. Of course you don't like Jesus
You embrace the dark side. Hail Hitler

 

[marcuz]

Is that your angle? Look, I know stories were altered.
But the message is the same. Common sense helps you see the truth
The truth is once you said "blacks insist on" is where your whole perspective comes into light
To you, most black people.. or as you like to call them, ******s like to
I really can't continue this conversation with a bigot. Of course you don't like Jesus
You embrace the dark side. Hail Hitler

 

[Stoop Kid]

that religious rant was weird

edit: the whole thing is a religious rant

 

[tr2k]

im glad hes back and his basic message was dont believe in something just because someone told you.

 

[YouMadd?]

You originated from a monkey?

Please tell me what theory has ever stated that we as humans originated from a monkey? Enlighten us...

 

[MenacingMonk]

Anyone got lanks for It's Pimpin' Pimpin and Pimp Chronicles 1 movies? Can't find these anywhere and I've never seen 'em before. Will dap and pos rep.

 

[The Unknown Hype]

this was wack...he lost it, he should have never started smoking rocks. He looked like he was rocked up on stage

And that religious preaching gets thrown in the bushes

Aint noone trying to hear that shyt...its why I can't fukking stand them retarded ass Tyler Dragqueen Perry movies

interesting name

 

[JMurder]

truth is the earth is only 6,000 yrs old and god put the fossil of dinosaurs in the ground to test our faith

 

[The Unknown Hype]

nah, we originated from two white people named adam and eve; and we're all the biproduct of their incestuous relations

who said they were white and your missing the rest of the story they werent the only one described after a certain period in genesis