Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

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he got turned into a GOD-TIER magic user after the Doctor Strange movie came out

Before, he was very much a low level magic user who's main skill was "fukking you over without magic", so him doing that plus low level magic... I don't have the words.John was on Doctor Who levels of fukkery.


SATAN satan said John was the most clever human ever born.

John scared GOD god into staying out of his business, by explaining to him that if he died, he'd go to hell.
And if he went to hell, he'd take it over in 400 years, tops.

Then God would have a Hell run by John to deal with as an enemy, and being "all knowing all seeing God" as far as John's lifewasn't worth that kind of hassle in the long run.

God agreed, and stopped watching John/influncing anything he was a part of.


But God was only trying to find a way to kill him because way back when John was dying of cancer, he tricked the three rulers of Hell into buying his soul at the same time. Since they couldn't all get it without going to war over it and giving Heaven the advantage, they made him Immortal. God was actively trying to find a way around it.


John Constantine = fukkery King
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This was absolute fire. Can someone recommend some other good movies with the same director or plots and timelines? I want to get caught up. I didn't even know who Constantine was and I only know the main justice league and teen titans from when I was a kid, I din't know Raven was strong like that
 

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This was absolute fire. Can someone recommend some other good movies with the same director or plots and timelines? I want to get caught up. I didn't even know who Constantine was and I only know the main justice league and teen titans from when I was a kid, I din't know Raven was strong like that

Constantine got his own solo movie which was pretty dope. shyt was gory, violent, and demonic. You might fukk with that too.
 

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wow this movie is FUKKING AMAZING!!!!

Everything was great

Darkseid sonning the fukk out of Superman, Batman and WW was :banderas:

Trigon beating Darkseids ass across his own planet in front of his own people was :mjgrin:

Grayson being reduced to a comatose prisoner was :mjcry:

fukk why is this the last one.

they must be rebooting the entire thing

I still cant get over darkseid being voiced by gorilla grodd that shyt throws me off everytime
 

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Just watched it..another hit. Harley was fun..interesting use of Wonder Woman and Batman..big push for Damien..Raven was a key player..Constantine felt like a Gambit type.

All or nothing..my favorite stakes. Supergirl and Batgirl didnt mean shyt in this one...Martian Manhunter either...Suicide Squad was flames.
 

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Clarkie :mjlol: damn Superman ain’t shyt

I love when Superman get fukked up,

john Stewart :damn:


So superboy was around and wasn’t utilized? :shaq2:


King Shark becoming a goat character between this and Harley Quinn show

soooo... what’s next :demonic:?

Superboy, Batgirl, Batwoman, and Batwing made Cameos.....

Super boy got his neck broke, ans Batgirl got eaten by those ParaDooms :damn:
 
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