just turned down a date offer without any hesistation..simps get in here & learn

[I'm Chillin]

nikkas really refusing to take girls out on dates? That shyt gay.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

pimpish when you can turn chicks down

not that thirsty

 

[ilovejesus]

Just ask to go dutch, and gauge her reaction.

 

[Majestic Pape]

It's not simping to take a chick out to eat, even if you pay and don't get any ass. I'm a p*ssy farmer brehs, and the best way to grow that ass is to sow seeds. A casual (cheap) lunch, a firm handshake, a "happy birthday" message on facebook...all that shyt slowly builds that p*ssy up until she just throws it at you my nikka. Sure there are the jump offs who are easy to fukk, but nothing is better than p*ssy you've grown in the garden for 6 months. When it's finally ready to feast you'll smile at it like your only son that made it

My brotha, I am going to bite this whole statement and use it in real life and get so many laughs from it.

But I think what you described actually IS some type of simping.

 

[Just like bruddas]

her-we should go out this weekend..im not working :D
malkoon-where?
her-lets go out to eat
malkoon-naah nba playoff night..ill let u know if im free
her-



trying to get a free meal out me naah


and shes actual 8/10

ill post pics but as former coli/sohh wolve...yall will find her facebook

Ahki she asked out on a date, you asking like she was throwing you the puss. Did your self-esteem shot up?