Just Told The Woman At The Frontier Agent Desk To Suck My dikk
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Hoshi_Toshi
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I have always lucked out at airports. I missed a flight for a work trip while I supposed to meet another co-worker there. I knew he would snitch on me and it was my fault cuz Biden damn motorcade had the roads blocked. They told me to take my ass over to the desk to try and get rebooked.
I went and stood with the rest of the bozos. It was 2 lines. Both black women. One young and sweet, being so kind to everyone. The other line had an older black woman with a scowl on her face, and while I was standing in line I watched her tear these white women into pieces about some stupid shyt they did. Got all in they ass loud as hell. Whole airport knew they were getting ethered.
I’m trying to count the line and see which employee imma end up with. It was looking good for me until these Mexicans came over and tried to ask her if this was the right line for them to get rebooked. I think their limited language fukked them up. They weren’t even trying to cut the line they just wanted to make sure they were in the right place.
Maaaannnn she got in they ass too. Told them to get back and wait their turn and a whole lot more in a nasty tone. She was like don’t you see me working with somebody right now! That person was like nah it’s cool, you can answer them or whatever, I already missed my flight so I’m patient. She wasn’t having it tho. Told them to use their eyes and read the sign then they’ll figure it out.
I’m in line sweating boy. Just my luck the line ends up with me next up for her. Smh I wait until she calls me up. I tell her I’m trying to get rebooked then I stay silent. She asks a few questions then gets quiet.
She picked her head up from the computer and looked at me. She said “We got another one leaving a just a few minutes baby, I can get you on that one”. In the sweetest voice I didn’t think she had.
I said yes ma’am thank you. She said “oh you’re kinda tall too, I think I can get you on an exit row so you can stretch your legs”. She printed the ticket and we chatted for a minute then she sent me on my way. When I walked off I heard her say “NEXT IN LINE
”
I told my dad and he clowned me talking about she smelled the fear on your ass.
I went and stood with the rest of the bozos. It was 2 lines. Both black women. One young and sweet, being so kind to everyone. The other line had an older black woman with a scowl on her face, and while I was standing in line I watched her tear these white women into pieces about some stupid shyt they did. Got all in they ass loud as hell. Whole airport knew they were getting ethered.
I’m trying to count the line and see which employee imma end up with. It was looking good for me until these Mexicans came over and tried to ask her if this was the right line for them to get rebooked. I think their limited language fukked them up. They weren’t even trying to cut the line they just wanted to make sure they were in the right place.
Maaaannnn she got in they ass too. Told them to get back and wait their turn and a whole lot more in a nasty tone. She was like don’t you see me working with somebody right now! That person was like nah it’s cool, you can answer them or whatever, I already missed my flight so I’m patient. She wasn’t having it tho. Told them to use their eyes and read the sign then they’ll figure it out.
I’m in line sweating boy. Just my luck the line ends up with me next up for her. Smh I wait until she calls me up. I tell her I’m trying to get rebooked then I stay silent. She asks a few questions then gets quiet.
She picked her head up from the computer and looked at me. She said “We got another one leaving a just a few minutes baby, I can get you on that one”. In the sweetest voice I didn’t think she had.
I said yes ma’am thank you. She said “oh you’re kinda tall too, I think I can get you on an exit row so you can stretch your legs”. She printed the ticket and we chatted for a minute then she sent me on my way. When I walked off I heard her say “NEXT IN LINE
”I told my dad and he clowned me talking about she smelled the fear on your ass.
CreepyMcCreeperson
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We always show up 2 hours early, and go to the United Club.
MajesticLion
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You shoulda checked her for Q bowling shoes, OP. There may be anti-Coli-poster shenanigans afoot.
Dilltastic VolWon(derful)
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Fill Collins
I didn't mean to verge!
Everytime this fakkit mentions my name I have to post this
