General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I need to I’m actually sitting on more L heat.You finna drop more Mills Chronicles or nah, nikka?
Recently relocated from Florida back to my hometown near Pittsburgh. I came home flossing on these dusty Piffsburgh nikkas. Good job that I work remotely. Money in my pocket. And a race red Ford F-150 fully loaded.
All was good until we had our first real snow a couple of weeks ago. Got about 6 inches
This big booty chick I had been chatting up told me to come to her spot. I was She cooked. Told me to bring a bottle. I stopped and copped a bottle of Grey Goose. As I am driving to her spot the snow was really coming down hard. I am because even tho I have not lived here in a while I know now to navigate in snow.
What I didn’t factor in was that while I had paid over 800 in tires last year they were sport summer tires. And my truck is RWD.
I am coming down the hill and approaching her apt complex. I’m already going slow cause I noted I was slipping all over the place. Had me low key shook
I go to stop to make the right Into her complex when I
The whip is doing the Macarena in slow motion all the way down the hill. I’m just holding onto the steering wheel as I slowly do 360’s down the hill and past her complex. As I complete a full circle I happen to look up and I see ol girl on her balcony looking at me like
I had no way to stop or even slow down I just kept spinning in slow motion. Finally the truck skidded to a stop. I am I did not hit a curb and bend a rim or hit somebody’s car by the grace of gawd.
I then decide to just go back up the hill. I did not think it would be a issue. I seen other cars going up no prob. The truck was like I could not go 2 fukking feet. Just spinning and the rear end is just sashaying back n forth like a obese woman.
Meanwhile other cars where just skipping on past me. fukking Hyundai Tercels, a dodge stratus and the kicker was a dusty negro I saw earlier with a rusty old ass Chrysler town and Country. He floated up the hill with zero fukks.
Here I am with a brand new fully loaded truck stuck in the snow like a bish At that point ol girl called me. She could still see me from her balcony She told me to just pull to the left. It was a empty parking lot. Park the truck and come on up with the bottle. The snow trucks will clear the roads soon. I said bet I finesse the truck into the parking lot. I get out, grabbed the bottle and take three steps
Bust my fukking ass. I not only fall like a fakkit. I fall on the bottle and it busted. Now I’m coated in snow and liquor. While I was walking I had her on speaker phone. As I fell I heard her go “jezuz fuking krist “. She did not say it in a concerned way. She said it like she was fed the fukk up with my bumbling of her dikk appointment
I was so mortified. After I collected myself I told her tonight is just not going to work. I then called my dad to come scoop me up