Just met this muslim girl, need tips on converting

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watch this

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And?..a tv show created by white people....nothing new.
 

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:beli: at ppl actin like eatin bacon is gonna earn you retribution from a space god

are people really that fukkin stupid? do you know how ridiculous that sounds? jesus :wow:

feel like explaining why it's ridiculous?
 

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feel like explaining why it's ridiculous?

to think that an all powerful being who created everything in the universe, cares whether or not i eat a piece of bacon, is just asinine

surely he should be more concerned with the diseases and famines hes unleashed on innocent children :phile:
 

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to think that an all powerful being who created everything in the universe, cares whether or not i eat a piece of bacon, is just asinine

surely he should be more concerned with the diseases and famines hes unleashed on innocent children :phile:


One would think...


At the same time
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wasn't exactly one to consider the innocence of children.
 

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Breh, if she's Iraqi, just realize there's a steep drop in looks for most of them.

It's like a graph for exponential decay.

Something in the genetics or something.

I'd be patrolling over in Iraq, and I'd see these beautiful young women 18-21 near one of the local colleges/tech school. Just absolutely beautiful.

Then I would only see fat, droopy, older women with warts. There was no in between.

I'm not joking either, I'm being dead ass serious.


I really don't know all the nations these women are from where I live; however, they are bad, most of the older ones are bad as well. Kim Kardasian lookin b's are basically everywhere in some areas. So I guess it depends on what culture they are from.
 

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I met this cute Islamic girl in my class and I asked her out and she said she doesn't date non muslim guys. So I googled a few things and basically all I have to do is kneel down a few times a day and say my prayers, wash my feet and not eat pork and I can be considered muslim. If she still doesn't decide to go out with me(allah forbid), I can always convert back right? Also, is there a way I can hide my faith from my parents? I want to act like I'm a christian around them but really be a muslim.

I say that if you do anything, you go all the way with it. Read a book on Muhammad and his life (will be very interesting). Then go to a Mosque that actually instructs you on Islam. If you are black maybe go the the Nation a couple times just to get that experience and knowledge. But if you really eat healthly, live morally, and do the pray 5 and other Islamic pillars; then I believe you will like it. Plus your swag will actually naturally increase (something that you can keep after you go back to ur old ways). If she's a real Muslim chick, be warned. You might get addicted to a few things.

first time she catches you with a pork chop you're fuked.

This is true. I'm Muslim, and most chicks I've dealt with have voluntarily given up basically anything that they guessed I wanted them to. I never tell them to, but I will find it disrespectful if they do the immoral or disgusting sh1t anyway. I will replace her.

After a while of not eating pork and other unhealthy sh1t most women (and men) are happier. In general women will adapt for men they respect, whether it's being neater or not going to the club every weekend.
 
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