Just met this muslim girl, need tips on converting

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I had this chick hit me with the same shyt a few months ago. I gave her the :mjpls: and kept talkin to her. I knew she wasn't really bout that life ... too westernized. I thought you were gonna say how do you get HER to de-convert :pachaha:.
 

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I met this cute Islamic girl in my class and I asked her out and she said she doesn't date non muslim guys. So I googled a few things and basically all I have to do is kneel down a few times a day and say my prayers, wash my feet and not eat pork and I can be considered muslim. If she still doesn't decide to go out with me(allah forbid), I can always convert back right? Also, is there a way I can hide my faith from my parents? I want to act like I'm a christian around them but really be a muslim.


For a second I thought you meant you needed tips on converting HER, not on converting yourself.

That's bytch-made. :birdman:

Real men convert women to THEIR system of beliefs. That's how muslim brehs do it.
 

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What's the big deal on converting? If we date and break up, I'll just go back to being a christian. Religion has never been that important to me. Besides, I can always eat bacon when she's not around me. I told her about my plans and she was excited and is giving me a few books to read( :sadcam: ). She said she's gonna test me in a week if I'm serious. fukk!
 

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What's the big deal on converting? If we date and break up, I'll just go back to being a christian. Religion has never been that important to me. Besides, I can always eat bacon when she's not around me. I told her about my plans and she was excited and is giving me a few books to read( :sadcam: ). She said she's gonna test me in a week if I'm serious. fukk!

You "don't care" about religion, yet you're willing to go through the trouble of studying the Koran and fronting like a Muslim for an undetermined amount of time in order to fukk a Muslim bytch?

:wtf:

Putting the p*ssy on a pedestal to that extent isn't much better than throwing a God on there. :manny:
 

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I met this cute Islamic girl in my class and I asked her out and she said she doesn't date non muslim guys. So I googled a few things and basically all I have to do is kneel down a few times a day and say my prayers, wash my feet and not eat pork and I can be considered muslim. If she still doesn't decide to go out with me(allah forbid), I can always convert back right? Also, is there a way I can hide my faith from my parents? I want to act like I'm a christian around them but really be a muslim.

you're a fukking idiot :troll:

but this shyt made me laugh.
 

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You "don't care" about religion, yet you're willing to go through the trouble of studying the Koran and fronting like a Muslim for an undetermined amount of time in order to fukk a Muslim bytch?

:wtf:

Putting the p*ssy on a pedestal to that extent isn't much better than throwing a God on there. :manny:

But the thing is bruh, I just don't want to fukk her. I want to actually be with her. She's my type, fat booty, nice t*ts and dope personality. If the only thing stopping us from being in a relationship is religion then why not try and see if I can convert.
 

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Just pretend when you doing your lil prayer think about how you going to blow her back. Agnostic is the way I go breh.
 
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I think you are going at it wrong my friend. Best thing you can do is if you are interested...ask her if she can get you started on knowing about her religion. Then from there...see how things go.

She that bad b?

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But the thing is bruh, I just don't want to fukk her. I want to actually be with her. She's my type, fat booty, nice t*ts and dope personality. If the only thing stopping us from being in a relationship is religion then why not try and see if I can convert.

:damn: Tell me he is trolling.

How do you plan on hiding this all the time in a relationship with her?
 

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:damn: Tell me he is trolling.

How do you plan on hiding this all the time in a relationship with her?

When I'm with her, I'll be full muslim. Pray and the whole 9 but let's say I'm at work or something, I'll sneak in a baconator from wendys or something. I don't know too much about the religion but is it that hard to fake? She doesn't have an hijab btw.

To be honest my plan is for her to fall in love with me and love me so much that when she eventually finds out that I was lying to her that she goes :manny: I still love you.
 

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Be a French Montana Muslim like me... drink alcohol, sell drugs, fukk bytches, party and all that bad shyt but go to Jumah prayers on Friday and ask God to forgive you and put $20 for Zakat :obama:
 
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