Just met this muslim girl, need tips on converting

[Brown_Pride]

When I'm with her, I'll be full muslim. Pray and the whole 9 but let's say I'm at work or something, I'll sneak in a baconator from wendys or something. I don't know too much about the religion but is it that hard to fake? She doesn't have an hijab btw.

To be honest my plan is for her to fall in love with me and love me so much that when she eventually finds out that I was lying to her that she goes I still love you.

first time she catches you with a pork chop you're fuked.

 

[714562]

But the thing is bruh, I just don't want to fukk her. I want to actually be with her. She's my type, fat booty, nice t*ts and dope personality. If the only thing stopping us from being in a relationship is religion then why not try and see if I can convert.

Because you clearly don't give that much of a fukk about staying a Muslim. You just want to hit.

Why the fukk would you potentially upset your parents, get a fatwa put on your head, and invest time in an ideology you don't believe in for the sake of a girl you think is cool?

 

[Brown_Pride]

Because you clearly don't give that much of a fukk about staying a Muslim. You just want to hit.

Why the fukk would you potentially upset your parents, get a fatwa put on your head, and invest time in an ideology you don't believe in for the sake of a girl you think is cool?

the word "simptastic" comes to mind.

 

[Techniec]

Dudes trollin

In reality ud have a better shot at being her infidel escape...that one cock she ll take to the grave

 

[RadaMillz]

Be a French Montana Muslim like me... drink alcohol, sell drugs, fukk bytches, party and all that bad shyt but go to Jumah prayers on Friday and ask God to forgive you and put $20 for Zakat

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[714562]

Not gonna lie, I've searched for Muslim porn before.

Middle eastern girls aren't always hot, but when they are, they're

 

[FAH1223]

Be a French Montana Muslim like me... drink alcohol, sell drugs, fukk bytches, party and all that bad shyt but go to Jumah prayers on Friday and ask God to forgive you and put $20 for Zakat

La 7awla wala qowa ila billah

 

[CantStop]

Dudes trollin

In reality ud have a better shot at being her infidel escape...that one cock she ll take to the grave

I'm not trolling. Worst case scenario, I gain knowledge on a religion I have no clue about. I like reading and learning new things so if at the end of the day she doesn't want to mess with me, I can still say I learned something new. She also told me that I don't need to be a full muslim when we're dating, that she would teach me along the way and if I'm content and want to accept the religion then that's fine but if I fin the religion is not for me, she won't be mad. Regardless, I'm gonna do this and challenge myself but I don't want to upset my parents because they're christians(not hardcore church every sunday pray before dinner type christians).

 

[Reverend Jesse Jackson]

I'm not trolling. Worst case scenario, I gain knowledge on a religion I have no clue about. I like reading and learning new things so if at the end of the day she doesn't want to mess with me, I can still say I learned something new. She also told me that I don't need to be a full muslim when we're dating, that she would teach me along the way and if I'm content and want to accept the religion then that's fine but if I fin the religion is not for me, she won't be mad. Regardless, I'm gonna do this and challenge myself but I don't want to upset my parents because they're christians(not hardcore church every sunday pray before dinner type christians).

Gaining knowledge on a religion and converting are two different things.

What is a "full" muslim?

This girl must be amazing, man

 

[feelosofer]

Real talkerson, you're better off trying to convince her to fukk with you as you are. When you are with a Muslim girl (despite not wearing a hijab) who is fairly serious about her faith realize this:

-You better see this girl as a long-term thing. Don't expect to get the puss for at least 6 months and if she does give it out you are more or less engaged. It looks extremely bad for a Muslim girl to be a known slut, she will be unmarriable.

-You need to get along with her family, particularly the male members (father and brothers) they will grill you and test your intentions, if they smell BS you're screwed.

-Quitting pork is actually pretty easy, if you drink or smoke that is much harder.
-Either go all in or don't, doing it halfway won't work.

 

[88m3]

@op get her drunk

 

[CantStop]

Real talkerson, you're better off trying to convince her to fukk with you as you are. When you are with a Muslim girl (despite not wearing a hijab) who is fairly serious about her faith realize this:

-You better see this girl as a long-term thing. Don't expect to get the puss for at least 6 months and if she does give it out you are more or less engaged. It looks extremely bad for a Muslim girl to be a known slut, she will be unmarriable.

-You need to get along with her family, particularly the male members (father and brothers) they will grill you and test your intentions, if they smell BS you're screwed.

-Quitting pork is actually pretty easy, if you drink or smoke that is much harder.
-Either go all in or don't, doing it halfway won't work.

6 months?

I was hoping I could smash after the 2nd date.

But yo, I know mad muslim girls that are whores. It's not like she was born in Egypt and came here when she was 10. She was born and raised here, listens to rap music and wears the same clothes you see the regular hoes wearing(tight jeans, cleveage, etc). Y'all acting like I'm trying to get with some follow the qu'ran type chick

 

[cheek100]

so basically OP is a yes man
no type of grown man swag
..a fakiit if u will

 

[AkaDemiK]

Also, is there a way I can hide my faith from my parents? I want to act like I'm a christian around them but really be a muslim.

watch this

 

[88m3]

6 months?

I was hoping I could smash after the 2nd date.

But yo, I know mad muslim girls that are whores. It's not like she was born in Egypt and came here when she was 10. She was born and raised here, listens to rap music and wears the same clothes you see the regular hoes wearing(tight jeans, cleveage, etc). Y'all acting like I'm trying to get with some follow the qu'ran type chick

Figure it out op.

Put on some chief keef and have her blow a klonopin off your dikk.