MoroccanBoy
Madness
that scar is going to look cool as fukk tho. the amount of stories to tell women about how you got it 
Just Got Hit By A Cop Car While Riding In An Uber (pics)
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firemanBk
The Manslayer
Finally got a lawyer.
Really starting to question some things.
Really starting to question some things.
Obviously. I want to start using some Mederma and Oil to get this thing to face away but talking to my lawyer, it seems like that could hurt me in court 
Basically the more fukked up my face is, the better for me in court. But I don't want my face to be fukked up
Basically the more fukked up my face is, the better for me in court. But I don't want my face to be fukked up
Finally got a lawyer.
Really starting to question some things.
Obviously. I want to start using some Mederma and Oil to get this thing to face away but talking to my lawyer, it seems like that could hurt me in court
Basically the more fukked up my face is, the better for me in court. But I don't want my face to be fukked up
You got a camera right? Document your facial injuries. Wtf? Nah you don't want to have a fukked face. Your medical records will tell the story.
Breh we saw the pictures man. Those should be good enough.Finally got a lawyer.
Really starting to question some things.
Obviously. I want to start using some Mederma and Oil to get this thing to face away but talking to my lawyer, it seems like that could hurt me in court
Basically the more fukked up my face is, the better for me in court. But I don't want my face to be fukked up
:ThisGuy:Negged.
Yeah I know there's some a$$holes on here that just want to fukk people over.
Not sure I talked about this in the thread already but immediately after the crash, my face was leaking like a faucet and I'm searching around for my phone to call someone. I couldn't find it anywhere in the car. A few minutes later, a bystander walks up and hands it to me. My phone had flown out of my hand, through the window and onto the pavement. And it only has some minor scratches on the bezel. S7 Edge is a fukking beast.
Funniest thing is when I got my phone back, first thing I see is an alert from Uber charging me for the ride and then asking me to rate the driver
Sounds like that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer got burned by coffee and the maestro told him to put a balm on it.Finally got a lawyer.
Really starting to question some things.
Obviously. I want to start using some Mederma and Oil to get this thing to face away but talking to my lawyer, it seems like that could hurt me in court
Basically the more fukked up my face is, the better for me in court. But I don't want my face to be fukked up
His lawyer Jackie snapped: " A balm!? Who told you to put the balm on!?"
dontreadthis
philly.
"I didn't tell you to put the balm on!"Sounds like that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer got burned by coffee and the maestro told him to put a balm on it.
His lawyer Jackie snapped: " A balm!? Who told you to put the balm on!?"
If a cop hits me and fukks my face up trust I'm spending 30k on a lawyer to sue, and these fukking clowns are telling you negotiate down from that for a settlement?
This forum is full of agents.
Your face has a hole in it, you need a million dollars.
This forum is full of agents.
Your face has a hole in it, you need a million dollars.
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MIKE SPLEAN
Superstar
I hope you get like 10 mill at least
O.T.I.S.
Veteran
You still got the pics thoughFinally got a lawyer.
Really starting to question some things.
Obviously. I want to start using some Mederma and Oil to get this thing to face away but talking to my lawyer, it seems like that could hurt me in court
Basically the more fukked up my face is, the better for me in court. But I don't want my face to be fukked up
And if you start lifting and get some tats, you would look like a badass with it
Get a different lawyer!!
You pay nothing out of pocket get a personal injury lawyer! Remember that you have numbness in your face making it hard for you to eat and drink liquids and messes with your Romantic life.
You pay nothing out of pocket get a personal injury lawyer! Remember that you have numbness in your face making it hard for you to eat and drink liquids and messes with your Romantic life.
Put some tussin on it OP
