Just experienced my first IT meltdown

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No wonder they want all that experience and pay so high :picard: Our sys admin got promoted. Dude working under him fukked around and reset an ungodly amount of field users password right when it was time to go... I tried tell as many as I could but them b*stards are STILL coming right now, I know it. I said fukk this and dipped
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I'm useless :mjcry: them b*stards need Neo :wow:


u gotta a long fukin day tomorrow
 

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as long as you aint do it then:unimpressed:
but if it was you, minus whales stay home and have a 3 day... long ass weekend :bryan:
 

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as long as you aint do it then:unimpressed:
but if it was you, minus whales stay home and have a 3 day... long ass weekend :bryan:

The problem with IT is often time the worst shyt you work on is the shyt somebody else broke :francis:

Can't begin to tell you how many times early in my IT career "implementation" fukks some shyt up and then slides it to us and a week later shyt breaks and they "well its in production now and we are the implementation team so its on you:unimpressed:"

Dudes turning over 75 esxi host to me and after a week all them shyts disconnect which means nobody can build a new vm and i go look and the certificates were not done right and i send it back to the implementation time like "fix this shyt you didn't do it right the first time" and they say "well it's in production now...it's got customer workloads on it now...its a sev 1 now...we implementation we don't work on things in production...our fault for doing it wrong we will do it right next time...you about to get 200 more of these host next wednesday to" :unimpressed:
 

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Unplug all the main systems from the main power source and reset everything in the entire company. Then send a company wide email telling everyone they need to reinstall all they programs and create new profiles. Then tell nikkas you don’t care if you created other problems or made the issue worse, because your job is to fix the problem they had and you did that. Then ask for a raise because you just proved that you figure shyt out and get shyt done!

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I got a break. Walked by the TVs in the lobby... Did y'all know today is "National Unplugging Day" :mjcry: They showed some cacs looking so happy hiking and shyt
 

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They want us to work this weekend :martin:
I haven't even seen the voicemail queue... I got 100 tickets in my region :mjcry:
You have to have users call and manually type their passwords in over the phone ?
 
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