Jonah Hill’s performance in Superbad was Oscar worthy

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Spermicidal lube? :dead:

“What, you think Becca's going to be psyched that you brought a bottle of lube? "Oh, Evan! Thank you so much for bringing that lube for my p*ssy! I could never handle your fukking four-inch dikk inside my p*ssy without your gigantic bottle of LUBE!" These girls are 18 years old. They aren't dried up old ladies, man. They're good to go!”:blessed:
 

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JP stole that movie. :mjlol:





general hux from star wars always reminded me of JP, shyt still have me laughing


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James Franco:
Who did this?

Seth Rogen:
Did what? What are you talking about?

James Franco:
Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine I was nice enough to tell you about.

Danny McBride:
[Raises hand] It was me, Franco. I f***in' made jizz in your magazine.

James Franco:
Why?

Danny McBride:
When I f***in' jack off long enough, I end up jizzin', dude. I'm assuming, the same shyt works for you?

James Franco:
Real f***in' smart answer! Why don't you f***in' aim, huh?

Danny McBride:
I have a particularly explosive ejaculating that just goes everywhere. It's like a f***in' wild fireman's hose - you just got to grab on and pray to God it doesn't get into your eyes or your mouth.

James Franco:
The f*** kind of jerking off is that? What, you never had any brothers? You never learned to jizz in a f***in' sock or on a f***in' tissue?

Danny McBride:
You think that's the only thing I jerk off on in here? I've been dropping off loads around this f***in' house like a goddamn dump truck.

James Franco:
You don't cum on my stuff!

Danny McBride:
I'll cum wherever the f*** I want, James! I'll f***in' cum in your kitchen, I'll cum on your f***in' art, I'll cum anywhere I want!

James Franco:
I will f***in' cum right on you! I will cum like a f***in' madman all over you, McBride!

Danny McBride:
Ooh! I f***in' wish you'd cum on me right now! I f***in' dare you to cum on me!

[Both men exchange masturbation gestures at each other]

Danny McBride:
[Grabbing baseball bat between his legs] I'm gonna jack my dikk so f***in' hard in here...

yeah Grandma’s Boy, superbad and This Is the End (2013 :banderas:

:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:
 
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