Joker vs. Bane
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Talia wasn't a joke though breh. That p*ssy was powerful enough to hold down both Bane and Bats....
We never got to see how the females train with the League of Shadows. Them bytches probably got vaginal vice grip tricks and shyt....
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spliz
SplizThaDon
Exactly. Sometimes I feel like we all didnt watch the same movie. The "Bane was just a sidekick" shyt is uncalled for. We all saw how lost & vulnerable Talia looked out there when she died.......now how faster would that fate have came if she didn't have Bane around to execute her plans? If she was the one out there running the streets
Bane took orders...Joker gave em...he would have NEVER went out like that for no chick...I thought Bane was that nikka till the end of the movie..I was like wtf?..nikka executed plans..but didnt create...he had a reason for doin what he did..Joker just aint give a fukk...and could do just as much if not more damage than Bane if he really wanted to...damn that ending pissed me off cause I dead ass thought Bane was on some other shyt...
Bruce Wayne
THE GODDAMN BILLIONAIRE
The Joker, this is a Batman Movie and I know Bane is the 1 that Broke Batman's back but whenever People think of or Mention something Batman no matter it being a Cartoon, Comic, Movie or Live Show...they think of his Sidekick being Robin and his Villian to Face Off against being The Joker. The Dark Knight was and is the Best Movie that Nolan came out with as BATMAN was such Greatness before BATMAN RETURNS-FOREVER and especially BATMAN & ROBIN. The Joker is everything that The Batman isn't and like Heath said as The Joker to Christian Bale as Batman "I think you and I are destined to do this FOREVER
So, your logic is..........Joker's antics caused Batman to retire for 8 years. Eventhough Batman did defeat him, Joker affected him enough to fukk his head up
...............but, the same logic doesn't apply to Bane, who actually caused Batman to quit forever............because Batman defeated him? 
It must be a party in that head of yours
Not to mention....The Joker, although he probably doesn't care if any of his plans work as long as they cause SOME mayhem.
The Joker
The Joker
Doesnt matter. Belichick gives orders. He can't toss 50tds a year tho, now can he?
We saw what happened to Talia when she went out on a mission 
All of this shyt is really pointless....Bane would skin Joker into a pair of boots. You know it, I know it. Bane fukked Batman up, now imagine how he'd do Joker and unlike Batman, Bane would GIVE NO fukkS about dropping Joker off of the Sears Tower. He wouldn't have time to listen to any philosophical rants because he would've kicked his neck until it snapped
spliz
SplizThaDon
Doesnt matter. Belichick gives orders. He can't toss 50tds a year tho, now can he?
All of this shyt is really pointless....Bane would skin Joker into a pair of boots. You know it, I know it. Bane fukked Batman up, now imagine how he'd do Joker and unlike Batman, Bane would GIVE NO fukkS about dropping Joker off of the Sears Tower. He wouldn't have time to listen to any philosophical rants because he would've kicked his neck until it snapped off top
we aint talkin bout who would win a fight tho..we talkin bout who was the better villain...and more dangerous one...I pick Joker...there's PLENTY of people that can fukk Joker up...u think he gives a fukk?..lol...nikka has NO fear g...and u think with Joker's intellect he gonna let Bane get that close if he aint want him to be?...that nikka Joker will body HIMSELF to body Bane...
Doesnt matter. Belichick gives orders. He can't toss 50tds a year tho, now can he?
All of this shyt is really pointless....Bane would skin Joker into a pair of boots. You know it, I know it. Bane fukked Batman up, now imagine how he'd do Joker and unlike Batman, Bane would GIVE NO fukkS about dropping Joker off of the Sears Tower. He wouldn't have time to listen to any philosophical rants because he would've kicked his neck until it snapped
We can go to agree to disagree...I'll say this... The Joker is way more intelligent than Bane, Joker is more sly. He could figure something out. Look what he did to Two-Face.... Motherf*cker Joker was able to corrupt Harvey Dent and caused Bruce to waste 8 years of his life in depression and messed up Gordon's life pretty bad (he lost his family and had to life with guilt). In a way, Joker defeated and permanently damaged all three of Gotham's knights.
Bane is obviously the better fighter, but I doubt he would be able to catch Joker and fight him. Joker would use Bane's love for Talia in order to break him, probably by killing Talia in a way that will make Bane feel like he failed to save her. Look at Joker what he did Batman. I'm not saying Batman ever lost to Joker, but he did run out in the middle of the beat down to try to save Rachel, allowing Joker to kill everyone else in the building and escape.
Again, The Joker
That's why he's the better villain. Joker was an anarchist that wanted to watch the world burn, right? He wants to do shyt like putting two of your loved ones on opposite sides of the city & giving you only 10 minutes, knowing its not enough time to save both. Mental anguish. Well......Bane would just blow up both buildings
Its kinda like Saw. Joker was Jigsaw, he'd put you in fukked up situations to test your will (ex: the prisoners & the citizens in TDK), its up to you how it turned out Bane was like the understudy chick in Saw who put everybody in death machines, where they was gonna die viciously regardless And on top of that, Bane was built like a NFL linebacker
Give me the Joker anyday over that muthafukka...
So, your logic is..........Joker's antics caused Batman to retire for 8 years. Eventhough Batman did defeat him, Joker affected him enough to fukk his head up
It must be a party in that head of yours
You really Fox newsing what I'm saying and not looking at the big picture. After fukking with the Joker he wasnt shyt and quit on his parents and the mission he set forth. He was done, just sulking around his mansion with defeat in his eyes. After fukking with Bane he voluntarily passes the torch to Blake and the mission is still ongoing so in actuality hes physically retired but Gotham still has someone looking after it.
And wtf are you talking about thinking the Joker would actually fight Bane in a fist fight?
Meat head logic.
We can go to agree to disagree...I'll say this... The Joker is way more intelligent than Bane, Joker is more sly. He could figure something out. Look what he did to Two-Face.... Motherf*cker Joker was able to corrupt Harvey Dent and caused Bruce to waste 8 years of his life in depression and messed up Gordon's life pretty bad (he lost his family and had to life with guilt). In a way, Joker defeated and permanently damaged all three of Gotham's knights.
Bane is obviously the better fighter, but I doubt he would be able to catch Joker and fight him. Joker would use Bane's love for Talia in order to break him, probably by killing Talia in a way that will make Bane feel like he failed to save her. Look at Joker what he did Batman. I'm not saying Batman ever lost to Joker, but he did run out in the middle of the beat down to try to save Rachel, allowing Joker to kill everyone else in the building and escape.
Again, The Joker
Honestly, it could go either way. And I do hear you but, it could go either way.
If the writer wrote it true to Joker's character, he probably would fukk with Talia like you said. Joker is way smarter than Bane and I can see what you wrote playing out if they decided to focus on a mental war between the two. But if the writer wrote it true to Bane's character, Bane isn't entertaining those mental games. Batman & Joker met like 4 times before the final fight. Like when Batman swerved his bike to avoid hitting Joker, Bane would've been gutted that nikka after their first encounter
The only way I can see Joker getting the best of Bane, is having it somehow set up that if he ever died, Talia would too, to have the final laugh.You really Fox newsing what I'm saying and not looking at the big picture. After fukking with the Joker he wasnt shyt and quit on his parents and the mission he set forth. He was done, just sulking around his mansion with defeat in his eyes. After fukking with Bane he voluntarily passes the torch to Blake and the mission is still ongoing so in actuality hes physically retired but Gotham still has someone looking after it.
And wtf are you talking about thinking the Joker would actually fight Bane in a fist fight?
Meat head logic.
B....that was your bullshyt comparison. It doesn't matter that Robin picked up the slack, Bruce.....Bruce, the individual, realized he didn't want to put up with being Batman no more. Then, on top of it, its not like he killed Bane, gave Robin all the secrets to being Batman then retired to Italy
He was in the helicopter, realized this would be the perfect escape 
and never came back...Again, that was your bullshyt comparison. Just giving it back to you. After Joker, Batman still had fight left in him. After Bane, Batman was like, fukk it, fukk Gotham As far as Joker & Bane.....Bane broke Batman's back after the first fight. The first fight. What makes you think Bane is gonna entertain Joker's mental games for weeks on end?
Busby
Real name no gimmicks..
Both are crazy...but Joker..easily
Bane fukked up Gothem cuz a chick told him to do it..
Joker did it just for the fukk of it..
easy choice for me
Bane fukked up Gothem cuz a chick told him to do it..
Joker did it just for the fukk of it..
easy choice for me
