Joe Rogan once said only 50 people in the world can actually beat him

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I’m just being honest , Breh. At 17 I got hemmed up in front my then GF big cousin...shyt was embarrassing. I still think about that shyt 15 years later.

And that's fair enough but the point still stands, why not do something about it like learning how to defend yourself?
 

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Rickson gracie said it best "The Ground Is My Ocean, I'm The Shark... And Most People Don't Even Know How To Swim"...

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But the only problem is, cacs and a lot of these fighters, talk like their stars of an 80s' Karate movie. Reality isn't an action flick. Nowhere, where I'm at...are nggas lettin some cac, like Joe Rogan, choke em out, or throw em in a Kimura, for the crowds amusement. :dead:

He would be shot and left for dead in these streets. :yeshrug:

Maybe he imagines gettin that shyt off in those white-boy bars, or cac locales he hangs in. Dudes signing up, to be punching bags, or crash-test dummies for others joy and amusement, from professional fighters.

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I'd just clap him, and wouldn't bat an eye. IRL, dudes like Rogan get jumped, stabbed, or gunned up. Worst case scenario, he does lay me out, one of my homies, STILL gets him. As much as they say, your helpless against the lethality of their blows, or training, I'm sure that works in your favor as well. I could always say, I was in fear for my life, from his martial arts, expertise too. :lolbron:

These dudes still think their livin in the 80s' thru the early 90s'...when a lot of this shyt was more secret, or unknown to ppl. They could beat and maim ppl, in different bars/clubs, across the globe. That shyt is fantasy land today.
 
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But the only problem is these cacs, and a lot of these fighters talk like their in some 80s' Karate movie. Reality isn't an action flick. Nowhere, where I've come up, or ran the streets, are nggas gonna let some cac, like a Joe Rogan, choke em out, or throw em in a Kimura. :dead:

He would be shot and left for dead in these streets. :yeshrug:

Maybe he imagines gettin that shyt off in those white-boy bars, or cac locales he hangs in. Dudes signing up, to be punching bags, or crash-test dummies for others amusement...
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IRL tho, dudes like Rogan get jumped, stabbed, or gunned up and clapped quick. Worst case scenario, he does lay me out, one of my homies, STILL pokes him, or peels him. As much as they say, your helpless againist the lethality of their blows, or training, I'm sure that works in your favor as well, when you say your were in fear of your life, from his training/martial arts expertise. :lolbron:

Of course, rogan is the first to say BJJ rarely works in a street fight for that reason because anything goes. Im just talking about a fair one on one, bjj will have you like a fish out of water
 

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He was competeing in national tournaments as a teenager, hes a bjj black belt, probably the most knowledgeable analyst when it comes to combat sports as a whole, is in great physical shape and still trains his kicks till this day. A future hall of famer like GSP (who idolizes van damme btw) literally praises his perfect kicking techniques and thanks him for showing him how to master it but you want to make a claim that van damme couldve showed him the same shyt lol come on fam thats some hating ass shyt to say

I get that most of this board hates anything CACS do, but that kind of delusion gets people fukked up all the time. Hes a bjj black belt, all he gotta do is get a hold of you and its a wrap for you I dont care who you are lol

"Everyone has a gameplan until they get pumched in the face" applies to BJJ as well, all a bjj black belt has to do is get a hold of a untrained person and its over buddy

Rickson gracie said it best "The Ground Is My Ocean, I'm The Shark... And Most People Don't Even Know How To Swim"...that applies even to Purple/brown belts against any untrained person
He's 5'6 and 50 years old :hubie:
 
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mmmm no. hes a fighter. black belt bjj, pretty sure second degree by now.

he catches one of your limbs, itll be bad for you.

once again black belts get KO'd in real fights all the time

he's not a fighter because he doesn't fight, that's literally what the definition is, somebody who fights

If Rogan fights a fighter he getting KO putting a weak person in a martial arts hold of any kind isn't any sort of parameter of skill

Al bundy a black belt too, fukk outta here

Jon Jones was beating up black belts in MMA when he wasn't even a blue belt, fighting isn't a jiu jitsu tournament

there's a documentary about how the UFC started as a scam to promote Gracie Jiu Jitsu, and show case their martial art, which is just judo and they tried to act like it was new
 
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He was competeing in national tournaments as a teenager, hes a bjj black belt, probably the most knowledgeable analyst when it comes to combat sports as a whole, is in great physical shape and still trains his kicks till this day. A future hall of famer like GSP (who idolizes van damme btw) literally praises his perfect kicking techniques and thanks him for showing him how to master it but you want to make a claim that van damme couldve showed him the same shyt lol come on fam thats some hating ass shyt to say

I get that most of this board hates anything CACS do, but that kind of delusion gets people fukked up all the time. Hes a bjj black belt, all he gotta do is get a hold of you and its a wrap for you I dont care who you are lol

"Everyone has a gameplan until they get pumched in the face" applies to BJJ as well, all a bjj black belt has to do is get a hold of a untrained person and its over buddy

Rickson gracie said it best "The Ground Is My Ocean, I'm The Shark... And Most People Don't Even Know How To Swim"...that applies even to Purple/brown belts against any untrained person

What national tournaments, he was a kid

Anything you do has a kid in martial arts does not count, it's not like amateur boxing where you are facing real competition and grown men as a kid

Rogan is not a real fighter get off his dikk, Al Bundy has a black belt in BJJ, belts don' mean shyt

Jake Paul would beat Rogan ass, will Destroy him in any type of physical altercation

stop with this dumb ass shyt rogan ain't shyt

Gracie's a fraud, Sakuraba was a goddamn anime character who made up his own style of wrestling and beat all their asses, all they did was judo, they didn't invent shyt, like some cacs with no honor, their whole family is a disgrace, and the first UFC was put together so they can sell their BJJ system and act like its something new they invented

Ronda Rousey got a GOLD MEDAL IN JUDO
She was the best female in judo at one point, soon as she got punched in the face for real by Holly Holm she mentally packed in quit and folded, shut down, wanted no smoke
look at how she reacted to being hit, it was all good when she is dominating but when fire is coming back she a deer in the head lights, SHE NEVER WAS A FIGHTER

Tae Kwon Do is a sport, the bullshyt tournaments Joe went too is not the pinnacle of tae kwon do the olympics which he never came close to competing in

it's like comparing a high school wrestler who won a state championship to an olympic medalist, there's no comparison
 
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What national tournaments, he was a kid

Anything you do has a kid in martial arts does not count, it's not like amateur boxing where you are facing real competition and grown men as a kid

Rogan is not a real fighter get off his dikk, Al Bundy has a black belt in BJJ, belts don' mean shyt

Jake Paul would beat Rogan ass, will Destroy him in any type of physical altercation

stop with this dumb ass shyt rogan ain't shyt

You sound like a straight up hater, al bundy would choke your ass out 2
 

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:mjlol: NO HES NOT.
BELIEVE WRESTLING HEIGHTS BREAUGHS.


JAKE IS ABOUT AN INCH
SHORTER THAN HOGAN
WHO IS THE SAME HEIGHT
AS THE ROCK.

BARKLEY IS 6'5
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6"8 KEVIN LOVE
AND THE UNDERTAKER
WITH A BIG ASS HAT.
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That’s crazy, The rock always looked like he was 6’3 ish to me. He looks like 6’0 or 6’1 here.
 
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You sound like a straight up hater, al bundy would choke your ass out 2

based on what?

What if I kick Al bundy in the face before he is even in range to grab me

what if hit him with a leaping left hook, close the cap before he even realizes and KO him

Yes if somebody chokes you will pass out, it's not that simple in real life

Using martial arts are unsuspecting attacker is what they are designed for, doesn't mean you can beat everybody in a fair one

yall never trained martial arts i can tell., nobody is saying Joe Rogan doesn't know how to choke people out

Knowing how to do that doesn't make you a fighter

what if Joe Rogan gets hard in the face, is gonna maintain focus, is gonna get scared, is he gonna panic

what if you can't easily take down the person like you thought, are you gonna panic, freeze, get discouraged

these are the things that separate fighters from regular people, a fight by definition isn't a one sided affair, it's a two way straight, you gotta be able to give it and take it

a one sided beating isn't a fight its an assault, you guys have it confused
 
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