Joe Rogan once said only 50 people in the world can actually beat him
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LMAO
NO ITS HIM.
NO ITS HIM.
Tony D'Amato
It's all about the inches
He would beat the shyt out of every n1gga in this thread laughing about his height. Dude has multiple black belts.
Tommy Knocks
retired
i seen this dude fight live. aint nobody on this site beating this little nikka.nikkas on here was saying they would be Demetrious Johnson.I'd love to see it.
he will hit you with 3 leg kicks to the back of your knee and youll re-evaulate your life.
Rick Roller 10
All Star
Im all for the jokes for that short b*stard but..
Lets be real he would fold 100% of this board with a body kick then proceed to choke you out or break a limb using BJJ. Saying only 50 untrained people in the world is a reach tho, anything can happen in a fight and some people are just physical beasts
rogan at 18 at a TaeKwanDo Tournament
Video of him showing gsp how to perfect a kick
Regardless, the short jokes are hilarious
you talking about a he did mcdojo martial arts when he was a kid, he never competed in the olympics in tae kwon do, you don't know how weak his competition was, belts don't mean shyt
He's not a real fighter, the problem with Rogan is he talks like he is an actually fighter and he's not
Van Damme can show fighters spin kicks too why he don't credit, he was actually a real kickboxing champion like wonderboy thompson, but believe rogan is more legit because he commentates MMA fights and dikk sucks mma coaches and fighters
Pool_Shark
Can’t move with me in this digital space
Damn i didn't know that nikka was short..but fukk Roe Jogan.
But Since all yall Tuff ass nikkas are in here together i got a Question...
I don't know ish about fighting but want to know how ro defend myself.
I need to know what to do if one of these Drunk martial Arts happy whiteboys put me in a cholkhold..how TF would i be able to get out of it? (Or avoid it).
That's my worst fears , trying to defend my lady's honor and get put TF to sleep.. Piss on myself infront of the world(World Star!)
fight the hands. Actually grab their hands not the forearm or the elbow.
there’s a lot of YouTube videos on how to defend chokes.
most common are guillotine (kind of a front headlock choke) and rear naked choke (choke from the back)
ThrobbingHood
Breh&Breh Associates™
I promise you I’d fold that midget wop. I’d tower over that racist bald oompah loompah and send him back to the chocolate factory.
Joe looks like a kid that was forced to go to the forest by his parents because he plays Fortnite too much
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Yaboysix
That nikka
Hell yeah, thanks bro.
Tommy Knocks
retired
mmmm no. hes a fighter. black belt bjj, pretty sure second degree by now.
he catches one of your limbs, itll be bad for you.
who on here gonna beat up a black belt bjj and life long kickboxer. mfs'll need a gun or a dog to beat his ass
I fight bears sir
Go and find a combat gym, the fukk kind of goofy post is thisDamn i didn't know that nikka was short..but fukk Roe Jogan.
But Since all yall Tuff ass nikkas are in here together i got a Question...
I don't know ish about fighting but want to know how ro defend myself.
I need to know what to do if one of these Drunk martial Arts happy whiteboys put me in a cholkhold..how TF would i be able to get out of it? (Or avoid it).
That's my worst fears , trying to defend my lady's honor and get put TF to sleep.. Piss on myself infront of the world(World Star!)
Uptown WaYo87
HARLEM/BX
He was competeing in national tournaments as a teenager, hes a bjj black belt, probably the most knowledgeable analyst when it comes to combat sports as a whole, is in great physical shape and still trains his kicks till this day. A future hall of famer like GSP (who idolizes van damme btw) literally praises his perfect kicking techniques and thanks him for showing him how to master it but you want to make a claim that van damme couldve showed him the same shyt lol come on fam thats some hating ass shyt to say
I get that most of this board hates anything CACS do, but that kind of delusion gets people fukked up all the time. Hes a bjj black belt, all he gotta do is get a hold of you and its a wrap for you I dont care who you are lol
"Everyone has a gameplan until they get pumched in the face" applies to BJJ as well, all a bjj black belt has to do is get a hold of a untrained person and its over buddy
Rickson gracie said it best "The Ground Is My Ocean, I'm The Shark... And Most People Don't Even Know How To Swim"...that applies even to Purple/brown belts against any untrained person
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