Yeah The Omen remake at least has Liev in it and yeah still has plenty of fukkery. I could take or leave both of them as far as I'm concerned, original and remake.
Jason Takes Manhattan is EASILY the worst in the franchise.
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Yeah The Omen remake at least has Liev in it and yeah still has plenty of fukkery. I could take or leave both of them as far as I'm concerned, original and remake.
And yes, jason Goes to Hell is a terrible, terrible movie...but its somewhat entertaining like most of the sequels (Jason 6 is the only legit great Jason movie imo). The kills are fun, the tone is campy, and the ending is entertaining; Yes the story is the most ridiculous shyt ever put on film, but hey, atleast Jason kicks the everlovin shyt out of the nerd with glasses by tossing his punk ass into a jungle gym lol
OmegaK2099
Gettin' It In
I loved Jasons look in this one, the mask especially it seemed to glow like yellowish orange
OmegaK2099
Gettin' It In
"darkest side of the night" is a chill track, i like the version they play in the intro to the movie where theyre showing NY and the dj is talking over the beat "But we cant get the blood pumping with the terror People!"
the book of the dead from evil dead was in that one, its toward the end
BelowTheMasonDixon
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MenacingMonk
Tranquilo
I just saw this last night for the first time. 
-First of all this should of been called "Jason Takes To The Sea". I was expecting Jason to merk fools on Time Square and tossing bytches on Lady Liberty's spikes. We only get like 10 minutes of him actually in NY (the docks doesn't count).
-Jason is versatile with his kills. I swear if you give him a 2 inch piece of thread he'd find a way to merk someone.
-Jason's stamina and breath control can't be fukked with.
-Dude no sold bullets so what would Julius' paws do?
Dude thought he was gonna be the next Ali, but once Jason let him use all his endurance he hit him with the one hit TKO of death. 
What's even funnier is the "hahahas" heard when Jules' head ends up in the dumpster. 
-Jason didn't even change his clothes.
-The fact that the old man and kid rushed to save the girl, yet left the unconscious female teacher to blow up. Once the car blew up they were like, "oh shyt, we forgot someone
" 
-The old man teaching the girl to swim by pushing her into the water before scaring her. Glad that uppity fukk got that death sentence. 
-The girl survived, but I bet she died of AIDs 5 years later from using a dirty syringe. The guy died from contacting it from her.
On a level of 1-10 on the fukkery chart I give this an 8.
-First of all this should of been called "Jason Takes To The Sea". I was expecting Jason to merk fools on Time Square and tossing bytches on Lady Liberty's spikes. We only get like 10 minutes of him actually in NY (the docks doesn't count).
-Jason is versatile with his kills. I swear if you give him a 2 inch piece of thread he'd find a way to merk someone.
-Jason's stamina and breath control can't be fukked with.
-Dude no sold bullets so what would Julius' paws do?
Dude thought he was gonna be the next Ali, but once Jason let him use all his endurance he hit him with the one hit TKO of death. What's even funnier is the "hahahas" heard when Jules' head ends up in the dumpster. -Jason didn't even change his clothes.
-The fact that the old man and kid rushed to save the girl, yet left the unconscious female teacher to blow up. Once the car blew up they were like, "oh shyt, we forgot someone
" -The old man teaching the girl to swim by pushing her into the water before scaring her.
Glad that uppity fukk got that death sentence. -The girl survived, but I bet she died of AIDs 5 years later from using a dirty syringe. The guy died from contacting it from her.
On a level of 1-10 on the fukkery chart I give this an 8.
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BelowTheMasonDixon
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I just saw this last night for the first time.
-Jason is versatile with his kills. I swear if you give him a 2 inch piece of thread he'd find a way to merk someone.
-Jason's stamina and breath control can't be fukked with.
-Dude no sold bullets so what would Julius' paws do?
-Jason didn't even change his clothes.
-The fact that the old man and kid rushed to save the girl, yet left the unconscious female teacher to blow up. Once the car blew up they were like, "oh shyt, we forgot someone
-The old man teaching the girl to swim by pushing her into the water before scaring her.
-The girl survived, but I bet she died of AIDs 5 years later from using a dirty syringe. The guy died from contacting it from her.
On a level of 1-10 on the fukkery chart I give this an 8.
it was their jason vs carrie or a rely to freddy dream warriors..part 7 was meant to be freddy vs jason, script was made i think etc..
I just saw this last night for the first time.
-First of all this should of been called "Jason Takes To The Sea". I was expecting Jason to merk fools on Time Square and tossing bytches on Lady Liberty's spikes. We only get like 10 minutes of him actually in NY (the docks doesn't count).
movie would've been redeemed if shyt like that had happened, just jason killing people near all these landmarks
61 Corpses
The Breh
The end of Jason Goes to Hell automatically disqualifies it from being the worst in the series
When that shyt first came out, i remembered watching the ending as a kid and being like
When that shyt first came out, i remembered watching the ending as a kid and being like
Freddy's hand popping out of the ground is cool and all but it comes at the end of over 80 terrible minutes. Plus the opening of Jason Goes to Hell is the best part because it's self-reflexive and jokey in the way that part vi: Jason Lives is, the FBI setting up a fake camp scenario in order to draw out Jason is very funny but it's a joke that's done better in Jason X with the holodeck scene
OmegaK2099
Gettin' It In
So is jason a zombie?
I like all the Jason movies......Jason X was entertaining as fukk....some of the kills had me
