Jamiroquai Singer couldn't handle the Puzzy... Broke Up with Prime Winona Ryder.. SMDH

[MajesticLion]

"sexy Winona Ryder"

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

Now explain the "t*ts too big" part

where did you get that from besides the OP's tweet?

 

[Won Won]

She was definitely fukkable when Beetlejuice dropped

So when she was 16?

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

Screwing the same chick does get old. Variety always wins out in the end.

Variety is the spice of life

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

If he's 35 now , how old was he when virtual insanity dropped
.sounds fishy

Sure does

 

[010101]

punch all on the back wall

all woman will fold

HA

*

 

[pimpineasy]

Yep, been here before

It wouldn't even be that bad if it didn't affect my productivity so bad, can't even get shyt done because I gotta make sure she get her quota

Cry me a river.

Man the fukk up

I wish my woman was a nympho.

 

[beenz]

So when she was 16?

fool, I was like 10 when that joint dropped

 

[Luke Cage]

fool, I was like 10 when that joint dropped

I was about to say this too

dude calling you a pedo because you wer crushing on a 16 year old when you was in elementary school.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Now explain the "t*ts too big" part

^this.

Those t*ts aren't persephanii t*ts. Nope. No way.

 

[Duke Dixon]

She got some knockers. I'd beat the juice outta her.

 

[UpThruDere]

Facts. I had a nympho I was with for about a year and that shyt gets annoying after a while. Bad when you gotta act like you ain’t home cuz you just want to sleep after working a 60hr work week.

In the end it just makes you end up wanting new p*ssy even more

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Cry me a river.

Man the fukk up

I wish my woman was a nympho.

Brehs say they want a nympho until they get bored of smashing the same p*ssy for the fifth time in a day.

Brehs say they want a dime, until they get frustrated at the level of high maintenance to keep her happy. Or the amount of thirsty dudes who keep approaching her.

Brehs says they want a woman who’s infatuated with them, until they message you 100 times a day if your phone dies or if you miss their call, becoming clingy as hell.

One day, you’ll understand moderation is the key to happiness in life. Too much of a good thing is the worst thing.

 

[Devilinurear]

VIRTUAL INSANITY!!!

He's British

They are pruds by nature
Now Why he didn't just do his duty is beyond me

 

[nose hair]

@Travellin' Man get in here

what for?
i've made a few threads for her and most of the time, nikkas always shytted on them.

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/winona-ryder-shows-milk-does-a-body-good.932834/

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/on-a-scale-of-1-to-10-how-beautiful-would-you-say-winona-ryder-is.788731/

only part of the forum she got some love in was The Film Room

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/winona-ryder-appreciation-thread.515849/