Jadakiss would be the perfect TV dad. He needs a sitcom

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Styles Has To Be The Inappropriate Uncle

Jadas Kid
: Man Pops I'm Tired Of Melvin Always Flexing Tryna Clown :wtb:

Jada: Listen Son, The Best Thing You Can Do Is Talk To Him, Let Him Know How You Feel And If That Don't Work You Gotta Seperate Yourself From Him :jbhmm:

Uncle Styles: Or You Could Roll Up On Him With Some Louisville Sluggers And Leave His Insides On The Outside

Jada: Styles:what:

Uncles Styles: Ooor You Can Do What Your Pops Said

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Call it Just like Jada. This would be the theme song




Starring Jadakiss
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Featuring Melyssa ford as his tv wife

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And rae sremmurd as his TV kids

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I was just thinking about this thread and someone posted it in the one about Punk'd.

This shyt not in the rafters tho??
 

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They can have a 2 part episode of Jada's kids looking for him while he went mysteriously missing. Beginning of part 1, Jada's wife talks to the kids about Jada being a legendary MC that rapped with the best of them. The kids didn't believe their moms, and daddy Jada tried to school them. The kids then get pissed off and say that their dad is never cool and they lose all hope in him. That made Jada all :to: because they think that he is indeed an old timer that needs to hang it up and gets no love from his kids. He feels depressed, until Dipset making all kids of wild statements about Jada ain't hanging with them. Jada, in a last ditch attempt to regain credibility to his immediate family, decides to go into hiding and prepare for the battle with the kids uncles SP the Ghost and Sheek Louch. He leaves a note to his wife and kids saying that daddy is gone, and dont search for him. That makes his wife all :damn: and decidin to go in a search hunt. Eventually, at the end of part 1, is when his wife and kids search for him battling in MSG. Part 2 is when the legendary Dipset vs LOX battle happens, and Jada's kids be all :gladbron: and :krs: when they find out their middle aged dad who is a family man is indeed a legendary MC, still putting bodies in lyrical caskets of his opponents like the stories they heard of him in the past. At the end of the 2 part episode, the kids rush to Jada after his victory and gave him a big family hug, and the kids promise to never disbelieve their raspy voice pops again.
 
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They can have a 2 part episode of Jada's kids looking for him while he went mysteriously missing. Beginning of part 1, Jada's wife talks to the kids about Jada being a legendary MC that rapped with the best of them. The kids didn't believe their moms, and daddy Jada tried to school them. The kids then get pissed off and say that their dad is never cool and they lose all hope in him. That made Jada all :to: because they think that he is indeed an old timer that needs to hang it up and gets no love from his kids. He feels depressed, until Dipset making all kids of wild statements about Jada ain't hanging with them. Jada, in a last ditch attempt to regain credibility to his immediate family, decides to go into hiding and prepare for the battle with the kids uncles SP the Ghost and Sheek Louch. He leaves a note to his wife and kids saying that daddy is gone, and dont search for him. That makes his wife all :damn: and decidin to go in a search hunt. Eventually, at the end of part 1, is when his wife and kids search for him battling in MSG. Part 2 is when the legendary Dipset vs LOX battle happens, and Jada's kids be all :gladbron: and :krs: when they find out their middle aged dad who is a family man is indeed a legendary MC, still putting bodies in lyrical caskets of his opponents like the stories they heard of him in the past. At the end of the 2 part episode, the kids rush to Jada after his victory and gave him a big family hug, and the kids promise to never disbelieve their raspy voice pops again.
This has to be a season finale.
 
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