Jadakiss would be the perfect TV dad. He needs a sitcom

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Gotta have an episode where his sons do show in a rough part of town where Jada told them not to go. They sneak out in his M3 the same color as Pepsi and illegally park so it gets towed. But they think it stolen and go on a wild hunt to find it. Meanwhile Jada finds out the car is towed and gets out the impound without them knowing and watches as they act all stupid trying to find the car
 

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Gotta have an episode where his sons do show in a rough part of town where Jada told them not to go. They sneak out in his M3 the same color as Pepsi and illegally park so it gets towed. But they think it stolen and go on a wild hunt to find it. Meanwhile Jada finds out the car is towed and gets out the impound without them knowing and watches as they act all stupid trying to find the car
At the end he says "The Moral of the story is listen cause if you asked me before sneaking out, you wouldn't be riffin.
 

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By the way he bodied that track

Listen, I ain't gon' keep talking
Letting everybody know right now that I'm giving out free coffins
It don't matter if it's two or three
Kiss ain't cheap, fukk it, funeral on me
And I wanna know how much the yay cost
While y'all bytch nikkas sitting at the table with your legs crossed
Even if you win, you lost, I've been a boss
And I don't rap, me and the tracks have intercourse

:damn:
 
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