Jadakiss would be the perfect TV dad. He needs a sitcom

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

Can’t make this shyt up

"30 minute delivery - raw or dust
Cut and slice a nicca off, he violate your trust
You hear the 'BAM!' like Emeril, when the .44 bust,
Already got the bread and sauce, I want all y'all crust"

 

[NSSVO]

Nm lmao

 

[letti cook]

the jump the shark episode: Kiss gets a misdiagnosis and thinks he only has.....24 hours to live


and just spends the day doing dumb regular shyt

getting his haircut, shopping,hooping, drinking nantucket and eating chicken

 

[Deltron]

the jump the shark episode: Kiss gets a misdiagnosis and thinks he only has.....24 hours to live


and just spends the day doing dumb regular shyt

getting his haircut, shopping,hooping, drinking nantucket and eating chicken

then it'd end like that simpsons ep where Homer thought he was gonna die

gonna have Kiss in his armchair with headphones on asleep drooling

 

[letti cook]

then it'd end like that simpsons ep where Homer thought he was gonna die

gonna have Kiss in his armchair with headphones on asleep drooling

then getting woke up by his son screaming cause his lotto ticket hit

 

[Neuromancer]

The pizza episode.

 

[Neuromancer]

I can't believe that we never came up with the perfect gig for Jada in this thread.

He has to own a mom and pop paint store that makes paint based on all the colors that he rapped about throughout the years.

He paints cars.

 

[Golayitdown]

I can't believe that we never came up with the perfect gig for Jada in this thread.

He has to own a mom and pop paint store that makes paint based on all the colors that he rapped about throughout the years.

With Young Dro as the paint specialist who can make any colors match

 

[Love Sosa]

Have Jay Z play the big shot they low key jealous of

Jada: Yo you hear about that Roc reunion show dis weekend?

Styles: I can’t stand that nikka Jay man. Nikkas kiss his ass for no reason like he nicer than us or sum

Jada: Man i’d rap circles round that nikka if he was here b, then and now

*Jay walks in to a huge studio audience ovation. Jada and styles push each other out the way to get the first dap*

Styles: Yoooooo Hov!! We was just talking about how you was the goat

Jada: It’s the roc you b*stards *Jada laugh*

Jay: Yo wassup so we doin this reunion show and I wanted to see if y’all wanted to come out and do a few joints

*Jada and Styles look at each other*

Jada: Hell ye-

Styles: We’ll have to talk to our lawyers about it

Jay: Aight come to my office and we can talk about it *jay laugh* and jay walks out...

Jada and styles both laugh at his joke then get hype as hell when he leaves

 

[Art Barr]

Styles Has To Be The Inappropriate Uncle

Jadas Kid: Man Pops I'm Tired Of Melvin Always Flexing Tryna Clown

Jada: Listen Son, The Best Thing You Can Do Is Talk To Him, Let Him Know How You Feel And If That Don't Work You Gotta Seperate Yourself From Him

Uncle Styles: Or You Could Roll Up On Him With Some Louisville Sluggers And Leave His Insides On The Outside

Jada: Styles

Uncles Styles: Ooor You Can Do What Your Pops Said

this is your job now.

Chop chop.

We need season one two and the epilogue prequels wrote too.


art barr

 

[AkaDemiK]

fukking tears lmfaooo

 

[ThaBronxBully]

I’ll Move My “Just Like Jada” Post From The Pizza Thread Here

———————-

Can’t make this shyt up

On The Next “Just Like Jada”

Styles: God Damn Where’s That Pizza I’m Starving!!

**Door Bell Rings**

Styles: FINALLY!

**Styles Answers Door And A Scrawy 16 Year Pizza Boy Is There With A Pizza Box**

Styles Flipping Open The Box: And The Cheese BETTER NOT Be Smashed Against The...Box, What The..

**To Styles Horror He Sees Jadas Famous Crust Only Pizza**

Styles Hemming Up The Scrawny Pizza Boy: YO YOU TRYNA GET SOME JOKES OFF!? U PICKED THE WRONG ONE BOY! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?

Jada: Yo Styles Chill!! It’s A Custom Order!

Styles: You Ordered A fukking Pizzaless Pizza!?! I’m Starving B! I’m Going To Marios Up The Block

**Jada And The Pizza Boy (Who’s Shirt Is Now Wrinkled Up) Stand There Watching As Styles Storms Down The Block**



Jada: BUT I GOT 3 KINDS OF DIPPING SAUCES!!

 

[tonyclifton]

The pizza episode.

Slow day with the work
So I’m off and I’ll sit
Order a pizza
And I ain’t get no
Sauce on them shyts

 

[FreshAIG]

 

[ISO]

Styles P as Ralph Kramden


Fresh beat me to it shyt had me crying