It’s Over Jesus Is Coming Back Tomorrow

[Mystic]

Oh? I get it. You one of them people that just walks into a hospital and doesn't masturbate.


this a judgement free place. If you don't want to jack off where it's safe, that's on you.


But it begs the question...

Where do you jack off then? Pause

In your bed that you might share? With a dog or a spouse. Nope. In the gender neutral bathroom at work? That's weird. The list goes on.

Bro, seek help. If you not masturbating in a safe and sterile environment......

Are you even really jacking off?

The hospital and work be the best places to jack off

 

[klientel]

Wow what a time to be alive....

 

[DaPresident]

“Hey, ima be at the machine for a lil sec babe, can you wait in the car, I’ll be right down…”




20 min later








“Hey babe, um, I don’t know how to say this but, I want a divorce. I’m leaving you and the kids for the machine. I am leaving everything in my will to the machine. We will go and live a happy life together. Doc, you don’t even have to box it up, we walking out together!”

 

[King Poetic]

13k for metal p*ssy

Old ass cindy and crazy drunk tawana giving that shyt for a couple of shots at the bar

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

That reploid p*ssy be hitting different

 

[Amo Husserl]

Spoiler: Issa 'bout to be a done deal... forreal. AI 'bout to buss it wide open on all of us.

Been told y'all what was what was about to be what was.

 

[Peauxboy]

why are they side by side?

one looked like it was in a lobby

That’s what I’m saying.

nikka supposed to just lean on it like they’re waiting at the bus stop or what?

Then there’s the cac who you’ll constantly have to tell eyes forward, cause he want look over at you to talk about the terrible job Jerry jones doing, as if Jerry ass on that field.

 

[boogers]

Churches are even better

The hospital and work be the best places to jack off

JBO: Not Even Once.

 

[OperationNumbNutts]

Looks like a lot of men are going to save money from dating.

 

[Geek Nasty]

“For medical purposes”

 

[Black Hans]

Rick and Morty out here

 

[Mike809]

Can I bring my VR headset?

 

[Luke Cage]

Can I bring my VR headset?

nikkas are actually fukking the romance option in a video game

 

[skeetsinternal]

Go outside

 

[Pool_Shark]

The poor soul that has to clean those things