It’s Over Jesus Is Coming Back Tomorrow

[Fiji Water]

Oh? I get it. You one of them people that just walks into a hospital and doesn't masturbate.


this a judgement free place. If you don't want to jack off where it's safe, that's on you.


But it begs the question...

Where do you jack off then? Pause

In your bed that you might share? With a dog or a spouse. Nope. In the gender neutral bathroom at work? That's weird. The list goes on.

Bro, seek help. If you not masturbating in a safe and sterile environment......

Are you even really jacking off?

 

[Roger king]

This has to be in gest and surely comedic right? The idea you have to create a whole device is hilarious

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

why are they side by side?

one looked like it was in a lobby

You ever seen their washrooms with no single stall doors? Yeah..

 

[newworldafro]

IF I had to use a machine, I'd ask the clinic for a virgin one.

Some of you share that machine.

You share that plastic suction device.

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

I was wondering why this shyt was on my time line smh.. you dumb ass nikkas posting this shyt

 

[GreenGhxst]

Human sperm farms to insulate the electric grid will be a thing

Brehs faces like this whole shift

 

[boogers]

you know who i feel sorry for? the janitor that has to change out the inserts after the guys done

 

[Let A Fro Be A Fro]

it replicates a human vagina in terms of 'temperature, wetness, and amount of light'

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Great episode

Plot: Morty’s mom is a horse doctor… Morty discovers the horse reproduction machine and it goes the way you think.

 

[DaRealness]

 

[King_Kamala61]

@bourgeoisie tall freak I want this for Christmas and Imma name it "Good Bourgeois Tall Freak".

 

[Richard Glidewell]

you know who i feel sorry for? the janitor that has to change out the inserts after the guys done

Funny part is it's a specialty machine so janitorial wouldn't be allowed to touch it........a learned doctor or a seasoned nurse gone be in there knees in there doing sponge removal lol.......

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Great episode

Plot: Morty’s mom is a horse doctor… Morty discovers the horse reproduction machine and it goes the way you think.

Super space incest baby......

 

[Detroit Wave]

why are they side by side?

one looked like it was in a lobby

Its like them ATMs inside the bank foyer so u can still access it after hours

 

[King_Kamala61]

That's what I don't understand. Hospitals are easy as fukk to jack off in. I can't remember the last time I went to a hospital and DIDN'T jerk off.

Churches are even better