It's hilarious how much Willy Wonka didn't give a f***k about those annoying-ass kids

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In the version first published, [the Oompa-Loompas were] a tribe of 3,000 amiable black pygmies who have been imported by Mr. Willy Wonka from ‘the very deepest and darkest part of the African jungle where no white man had been before.’ Mr. Wonka keeps them in the factory, where they have replaced the sacked white workers. Wonka’s little slaves are delighted with their new circumstances, and particularly with their diet of chocolate. Before they lived on green caterpillars, beetles, eucalyptus leaves, ‘and the bark of the bong-bong tree.'

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nikka what is that? We ain't Farm A Sis!

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WHERE'S WONKA!? :mjlit:
 

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In the version first published, [the Oompa-Loompas were] a tribe of 3,000 amiable black pygmies who have been imported by Mr. Willy Wonka from ‘the very deepest and darkest part of the African jungle where no white man had been before.’ Mr. Wonka keeps them in the factory, where they have replaced the sacked white workers. Wonka’s little slaves are delighted with their new circumstances, and particularly with their diet of chocolate. Before they lived on green caterpillars, beetles, eucalyptus leaves, ‘and the bark of the bong-bong tree.'

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I thought Taz was black too.
 

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In the version first published, [the Oompa-Loompas were] a tribe of 3,000 amiable black pygmies who have been imported by Mr. Willy Wonka from ‘the very deepest and darkest part of the African jungle where no white man had been before.’ Mr. Wonka keeps them in the factory, where they have replaced the sacked white workers. Wonka’s little slaves are delighted with their new circumstances, and particularly with their diet of chocolate. Before they lived on green caterpillars, beetles, eucalyptus leaves, ‘and the bark of the bong-bong tree.'

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I had to Google bong bong tree and I’m still not sure if it’s just some racist shyt he came up with
 

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I love this movie. Showed it to my kids last year. Both versions are fire but Gene Wilder was better. He had more anger to Wonka who was a genius trapped by his work.

Johnny Depp’s version was his take on Michael Jackson being Willy Wonka.

The names in the story are classic too.

Willy Wonka
Augustus Gloop
Violet Beauregard
 
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