Oompa Loompas are slaves. Free the guys.
It's hilarious how much Willy Wonka didn't give a f***k about those annoying-ass kids
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willy wonka was just hh holmes with a candy factory. he was probably eager to give the factory to charlie after testing him so noone investigates the factory and finds all the dead agents, kids, and oompa loompas either buried under the factory or possibly mixed in the candy
A young John Doe from Se7en watching Willy Wonka killing people for their gluttony and greed
Write that shyt down for a potential bag from Hollyweird
Jean Jacket
NOPE
Willy Wonka is Jigsaw.
Ya'll sleep.
Ya'll sleep.
intra vires
Glory to Michigan
Well, this thread just took an unexpected turnThey say the author Roald Dahl really hated kids … look at the article …
Abused, neglected, abandoned — did Roald Dahl hate children as much as the witches did?
He called them ‘stinkers’ and ‘nauseating little warts’, but author Roald Dahl’s characterisation of children as vulnerable is necessary for them to ultimately triumph.theconversation.com
… and he also hated black people side note the Umpa Loompas were originally black
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2017 usersWell, this thread just took an unexpected turn
This is exactly how you should've expected it to go
This was written like 50 years after children stories were still about witches boiling them in a pot and chopping their whole shyt up. Getting eaten by wolves and hobgoblins and such. So no surprise he was hard on kids.
In the version first published, [the Oompa-Loompas were] a tribe of 3,000 amiable black pygmies who have been imported by Mr. Willy Wonka from ‘the very deepest and darkest part of the African jungle where no white man had been before.’ Mr. Wonka keeps them in the factory, where they have replaced the sacked white workers. Wonka’s little slaves are delighted with their new circumstances, and particularly with their diet of chocolate. Before they lived on green caterpillars, beetles, eucalyptus leaves, ‘and the bark of the bong-bong tree.'
with a lot of old writers its best to assume theyre racist of jump unless proven otherwise.
this is also true. i thought that the movie witches was supposed to have a happy ending with the kid turning normal in the end, but dahl was pissed when that happened. he really wanted that pinnochio with the donkey kids ending
West Coast Avenger
West Coastin & Smokin
He was protected....had them all sign a contract...
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zayk35
Superstar
I've always been a little tight at the grandpa being all bed ridden and then jumped right on up to sing and dance as soon as they got the "Golden Ticket". Mf go drive a bus or something.
The best is when Augustus falls into the chocolate river, and Wonka has his hands up in the air like he can't believe this fat shyt of a kid just fell into the river. Plus he doesn't try to help Augustus, he just stands there and does nothing.
Op, thank you for at least not just copying and pasting the reddit thread title. I hate that lazy shyt
datnigDASTARDLY
catching pigeons
One of the top 10 gifs of all time
nikka wouldn't have been talking to my grandson crazy like that tho.
