It's always sunny in Philadelphia Season 8
- Thread starter Ralph Wiggum
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How did Charlie win?
He had a nice rich chick that loved the hell out of him. He shytted on her to go back to some chick that has a restraining order on him, reduced it to 50 feet.
The Waitress has dude's head so fukked up that he didn't like that the rich chick didn't play games, straight up let it known that she liked him, didn't spend years rejecting him.
Yep, it was sorta like Family Matters -
Charlie = Steve
Waitress = Laura
Ruby = Myra
Charlie had a good thing going, and he ruined it.
That's what simpin does to you.Habitual Line Stepper
Rookie
You don't wife broads that let you smash "almost instantly"... That's a fact of life... But y'all want Charlie to wife her bc she's rich???
Lol at charlie using part of the Dennis system to pull the waitress
Lol at charlie using part of the Dennis system to pull the waitress
Charlie banged the rich girl and got the waitress to simp over him. He may be simping too, but he finally got her respect and admiration. And he pulled all of this without looking like a clown
She respects him so much she reduced the amount of feet he has to stay away from her from 100 to 50.
Not only was she rich, she liked the disgusting motherfukker and was actually a good person. Opposed to the waitress who hates Charlie, is an alcoholic and is in her thirties working minimum wage jobs.
I just watched that episode yesterday, no it isnt.
dabestkeptsecret
Superstar
This was said to a rich heiress by a guy that:
Hasn't been laid in the 8 seasons the show has been on the air
Doesn't own a toothbrush
Can't read or write
Has like 6 pieces of clothing
Eats garbage
The love of his life has banged his father and two best friends but has a restraining order against him
Charlie finally manned up but did it at the wrong time and to the wrong person.
It's like the kid in school that got picked on all the time lashing out against the person that's been nice to him.
at people still not knowing the Waitress' name, expecting her to call herself the Waitress.
If youre in my room, youre always being filmed.
that was the best line of the episdode
- but excuse my ignorance but were those guys just wrestling or was something else going on
Lurka Ternt Posta
All Star
Rich chick has some creepy fukking eyes.
But some amazing t*ts. I think I'm in love.
Agreed.
Heelmatic
The Carolina Blueprint
this nikka Dennis stay schemin. Episode was hilarious from start to finish. Charlie barking at dude cause he thought he was gonna steal the waitress' bike, Frank chasing the waitress out the apartment, Dee giving dude that lapdance, Mac busting out his karate stance, the "wrestling" scene, to Charlie going off at the end. 
A+ episode last night brehs. Funniest one they've put out in a minute.
Best of the season, first three had moments, but slow start, this was the 'Sunny' I wanted. Too many to name. No one mentioned Dennis obsessing about his tan...'well it's the first of the season, haven't had time to get a base'.
When he came out of nowhere in the end was hilarious too, the shyt Charlie did to the girl at the end was just...unnecessary, went in on her for some twisted, warped, reason lol. Mac...and the wrestling...'I like your stance'....What else is the rich jerk from?
When he came out of nowhere in the end was hilarious too, the shyt Charlie did to the girl at the end was just...unnecessary, went in on her for some twisted, warped, reason lol. Mac...and the wrestling...'I like your stance'....What else is the rich jerk from?
White Collar
Heelmatic
The Carolina Blueprint
Nah, this one beat the shyt outta last weeks episode.