I was using you. That’s why I kissed you in front of the Waitress, and that’s why I banged you a bunch of times: to make the Waitress jealous. Amazing. You slept with me almost instantly—and by the way, a quality woman doesn’t do that. She doesn’t say yes right away, she says no to a man, for years, like ten years. That’s what a real woman does. You know what you were acting like? A stupid little rich slut.
This was said to a rich heiress by a guy that:
Hasn't been laid in the 8 seasons the show has been on the air
Doesn't own a toothbrush
Can't read or write
Has like 6 pieces of clothing
Eats garbage
The love of his life has banged his father and two best friends but has a restraining order against him
Charlie finally manned up but did it at the wrong time and to the wrong person.
It's like the kid in school that got picked on all the time lashing out against the person that's been nice to him.
at people still not knowing the Waitress' name, expecting her to call herself the Waitress.
If you’re in my room, you’re always being filmed.