"It Follows" is :trash:

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This movie was hot trash.

We are giving points to this movie, because the cinematography was good? :wtf:

The dialogue.:whatthehell?:

Why do people keep saying they are kids? Ol'girl was finished high school, she was even in college.

That guy she was fukking in the beginning, was also finished high school.

I thought that skinny guy the "liked" her was gay. Like the gay guy best friend that girls usually have.
I didn't really buy that whole relationship/love affair.

There were so many problems with the plot.
Starting with why were some of the zombies wearing clothes, and some not?
Who were the zombies?

Remember when she was in the swimming pool, and her dead father was trying to kill her? :whatthehell?:
Why?

This movie was way too artistic for its own good.
It was too artistic because you didn't understand it? :heh:
 

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this movie was dumb as shyt, can't believe this was billed as a good horror movie. am i missing something :dahell:

and i know i'm not cinematically smart, but i can't be the only one that thought the mix of modern and old props/items was clunky. i understand the carpenter look & feel he was going for, but going from a stainless steel built in ice making fridge to the avocado green 70's icebox, from the 87 station wagon to showing a shot of what has to be a 2010+ malibu and ford escape, clam shell e-reader?...just :wtf:
 
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I just got back…I kinda loved it, eerie,haunting, uncomfortable, great cinematography and the score? fukking amazing. That kind of creepy music that seeps into you after it's over, and has you checking the back as you leave. I may write more later, but this is is very dope. It manages to be contemporary horror, which so many throwbacks to horror classics and traditions, it pays homage in a very respectful, nostalgic, and even touching way. It also works as a parallel to adolescence and sexuality, going deeper then most horror movies that graze the subject. It takes it self seriously enough, but with hints of self awareness and style that compliment it's scares nicely. Great horror, much stronger then what was last years strongest offering 'Occulus', this is horror with originality, tradition, and real talent behind it.
nikka please :dead:

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But the question is how scared can you truly be of a movie the older you get and the more desensitized you become
there are still movies that scare me, not to the point where i'm :sadcam: about sitting home at night, but there are movies that leave me :unsure:

PA was one
the ring was another
amnityville horror (OG and remake)
sinister
and conjuring

this movie didn't give me not one chill, i'd label this as "suspense/thriller" more than straight horror. and when people are billing it as one of the scariest movies in years, it's a valid complaint to be mad that you weren't scared
 
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The type of "horror" film I'd watch when I'm high as fukk. No way I'm watching this again sober.
 
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I watched this when it first came out. Certified :trash:

More like a comedy than a scary movie. shyt just wasn't scary at all. Sound track was garbage too. I miss the old 80's movies music in horror movies, now that shyt was lit.
 

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I thought this shyt was some kind of PSA about STD's for young adults. I mean they pass the damn thing basically by fukking :dame:. This is one of those dumb movies that certain people will be like "you just didn't get it" but really it's just dumb and tries to be artsy.
 
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