Is this the whitest song ever?

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

peak crakka sonics right here

 

[Dynamite James]

I get knocked down!
but I GET UP AGAIN!!!

umm? No

 

[ThrobbingHood]

This is what happens when you strip music of its soul, funk and swagger. Virtually no flavor.

Honorable mentions:



I mean the band is called Europe.





If hear this song playing anywhere, I haul my black ass ASAP.




Definitely a confederate anthem.

 

[Buddy]

This is what happens when you strip music of its soul, funk and swagger. Virtually no flavor.

I can tell you never worked in a department store!!

 

[Buddy]

Amazed the default hasnt been mentioned

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

 

[Fill Collins]

No this is

 

[RickyDiBiase]

I can tell you never worked in a department store!!

He's a failed musician so of course he don't got no taste.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

 

[RehReh]

Teenage Dirtbag

 

[MikelArteta]

 

[Paper Boi]

 

[DaKidFromNoWhere]

 

[SupaDupaFresh]

Whoever posted Sweet Caroline is telling the truth. That is THE drunk white people anthem here in NYC at least. It's like white peoples "before I let go." A jam you save until the end. I NEVER heard the song in my life until I was in college.

Don't stop believing is definitely another big one. White women swear that corny ass song is one of the greatest of all time.

And I'll just throw in anything by Bruce Springstein. Never understood the appeal of his music...at all. His political messages was real surface level commentary, and his music just sounds like the most generic "rock" you can imagine. Like breh above said, Springstein is rock n roll stripped completely of its soul and funk and energy. Just repurposed for a very very white audience and very very white radio stations.

 

[TheMailMan]

70s-2010s