Disgustya Stallone
Man Who Owns 2 Microwaves
does it count that i watched it cuddled up with your sister?you're suspect for even attempting to watch that bullshyt.
does it count that i watched it cuddled up with your sister?you're suspect for even attempting to watch that bullshyt.
yeah she's a c*nt anyway.does it count that i watched it cuddled up with your sister?
They should have died from aids in the end and the producer of the film needs to be slapped for romanticizing men cheating on their bytches with another dude. How can you have a love scene that involves smearing feces on your dikk and front like this was some kind of epic drama.
There's nothing intimate about anal. shyt is disgusting p*ssy in terms of texture and moisture far outweighs Culo blasting bytches in terms of pleasure. After u nut in a bytches ass you go to the bathroom, ruin one of your favorite wash rags with shyt residue , rinse your dikk with hand sanitizer, take a shower then get back in bed and wonder if shyt particles went in your dikk hole. shyt ain't romantic.Sounds like much of Hollywood cinema ooh burn
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There's nothing intimate about anal. shyt is disgusting p*ssy in terms of texture and moisture far outweighs Culo blasting bytches in terms of pleasure. After u nut in a bytches ass you go to the bathroom, ruin one of your favorite wash rags with shyt residue , rinse your dikk with hand sanitizer, take a shower then get back in bed and wonder if shyt particles went in your dikk hole. shyt ain't romantic.
If I woke up lookin like Tracy Morgan I'd probably let a bytch wipe her ass with my tongue if it meant keeping her happy.Nowadays, you can do anything that you want—anal, oral, fisting—but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
-Slavoj Žižek
The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.
-Christopher Hitchens
I like fukking ass! Ain’t nothin’ like the butthole. The ass is a delicacy, goddamn it. I’d put hot sauce on it. When you eat the brown hole, that’s when her toes do this. [sticks legs out and curls toes] You got to be willing to do anything to please your woman, to satisfy her. I didn’t invent it. You think I was the first one to think of having anal sex with a girl? Hell, no. I’m quite sure Adam fukked Eve in the ass. In the Garden of Eden he tore her ass up, and she was screaming like a motherfukker.
-Tracy Morgan
quotes about anal sex here
34280954309 movies out there i haven't seen yet. i aint wasting time on movie about fudge packing cowboys
agreed 100%you ain't gonna watch any of them, you gonna be on netflix for hours trying to decide what to watch before giving up
One of the things I like about Brokeback Mountain is that its representation of gay men isn't the upper-class kind with the gay 'mannerisms,' these are blue-collar working class characters. That shyt is rare. The question then is if this made it easier or harder for audiences to accept the characters. Like that they're devoid of these mannerisms makes them seem 'safe' in a way or is the lispy upper-class Dharma and Greg character the one that mainstream society finds safe and non-threatening? It's hard to say.