Is there a bigger simp in history than Krillin?

[ThaEruditious]

That simp won so stop all that

The OG simp is Brock from Pewter City, bruh has been simping for 20 years and has gotten nowhere

I swear all them MFs in the Pokemon anime are immortal

 

[42 Monks]

Breh I swear outta everyone's transgression, Chichi irritates me the most. That bytch'll flat out say fukk everyone's life, Gohan's gonna be a scholar.

bytch what good is that when everyone Earth suddenly appears before Enma-daioh. I guess she was gonna have the smartest cloud-son in the afterlife

Chi Chi knew better than anyone that Gohan ain't shyt

 

[ThaEruditious]

Chi Chi knew better than anyone that Gohan ain't shyt

Breh, she's literally the reason though. Piccolo nearly succeeded in whippin that nikka into a man at age 5... Bruh couldn't dodge for shyt though

 

[parallax]

Breh, she's literally the reason though. Piccolo nearly succeeded in whippin that nikka into a man at age 5... Bruh couldn't dodge for shyt though

exactly. still on gohans ass about being a scholar, while training goten to be a damn fighter. shyt is ass backward

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Dude from last american virgin

 

[Starboy52]

Obito.

/thread

 

[Days of Future Piff]

Dude from last american virgin

Spoiler

Come on come on baby show me somethin', baby why you frontin', when I call her, she's gonna leave, and I bet that bottom dollar she's gonna cheat...

 

[JesusFOREVER]

Nah nah you touched on sum breh, Yamcha was a lame now that i remember.

He was sacred to talk to hoez actually since they was kids




Thats not a real nikka reaction




Yamcha pulled up in foreigns fresh all the time tho with an squeaky floating animal. He shoulda been drowing in hoes.




An alien in underarmor and shoulder pads
With a stop and go hairline, boy shyt look like a pair of draws



Let your girl leave you for a dude in usher gloves

Yooo this comment got me deceased

 

[Hyperion]

Sanji from one piece.

This. It got so bad that the man literally suffered from blood loss and wasn't active for a bit because every time he saw a woman, he'd have a massive nosebleed.

...But then again, when you consider where he was for two years prior, it kinda makes sense.

That simp won so stop all that

The OG simp is Brock from Pewter City, bruh has been simping for 20 years and has gotten nowhere

I remember back when he disappeared to go hang with Professor Ivy for a while.

Bruh came back so heartbroken to the point where any time someone said her name, he'd be in the corner unresponsive.

...We still don't know what the fukk happened.

He just got punched by goku.

He's the strongest human on earth. I mean nikka aint no saiyan, what yall want him to do lol

Honestly, if Krillin had the benefits of having the Zenkai boosts, he'd be way stronger than he is. Only reason why Goku and Vegeta are as strong as they are is because back in the day, they got washed repeatedly, popped a Senzu and then rinse repeat until they won. Plus Super Saiyan being a power multiplier too, never mind the gravity training Vegeta does and the training Goku does while on King Kai's planet (while blowing it the fukk up). All Krillin has is a Destructo Disc, a Kamehameha and Solar Flare. It's not even fair.

Breh, she's literally the reason though. Piccolo nearly succeeded in whippin that nikka into a man at age 5... Bruh couldn't dodge for shyt though

Makes you wonder how ready Gohan would've been to catch bodies had Chichi not forced that whole scholar business on him, assuming Gohan wouldn't be as much of a pacifist as he is currently. It wasn't until recently that Gohan wised up and knew he had to stay sharp, cause he can't always rely on Goku and Vegeta forever, and he showed out in Super.

 

[Black Nate Grey]

they come from who knows where and immediately look to start making babies

did you know that only a fraction of those illegal aliens ever join the workforce?

it needs to be addressed

I read this in TFS' Frieza voice too

 

[Captain Crunch]

I don’t even fukk with the show, but DBZ threads always be lit

 

[Umoja]

Be a prince of space debris brehs

That's like declaring yourself king of a landfill.

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

Doug Funny

 

[Another Man]

Nah nah you touched on sum breh, Yamcha was a lame now that i remember.

He was sacred to talk to hoez actually since they was kids




Thats not a real nikka reaction




Yamcha pulled up in foreigns fresh all the time tho with an squeaky floating animal. He shoulda been drowing in hoes.




An alien in underarmor and shoulder pads
With a stop and go hairline, boy shyt look like a pair of draws



Let your girl leave you for a dude in usher gloves

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Yamcha was scared to talk to hoes..meanwhile Krillin was doing all he could to get put on with Roshi..

Even brought him those porn mags for the Master as a sign of proper respect:roshi:

Krillin was all about his purpose and didn't have time for hoes so he a late bloomer..but in the end got himself a pawg