Is there a bigger simp in history than Krillin?

[TaxCollector13459]

when she the richest person on the planet dude lost his girl to a space refugee

Nah nah you touched on sum breh, Yamcha was a lame now that i remember.

He was sacred to talk to hoez actually since they was kids




Thats not a real nikka reaction




Yamcha pulled up in foreigns fresh all the time tho with an squeaky floating animal. He shoulda been drowing in hoes.




An alien in underarmor and shoulder pads
With a stop and go hairline, boy shyt look like a pair of draws



Let your girl leave you for a dude in usher gloves

 

[feelosofer]

Eh. Krillin has a soft heart generally speaking. He has been taken advantage of by women im the past. Also 18 was a human orginally, if I'm not mistaken. Krillin wished for the Android parts to be human. But either way he got a devoted caring wife and a nice daughter out the deal.

 

[semicko82]

Urkel

 

[Paper Boi]

yamcha

krillin ain't a simp. he a japanese midget who lucky he got with a sex robot 2 feet taller than him.

 

[42 Monks]

Prince Vegeta = Space Refugee...

they come from who knows where and immediately look to start making babies

did you know that only a fraction of those illegal aliens ever join the workforce?

it needs to be addressed

 

[Tigron]

Prince Vegeta = Space Refugee...

Be a prince of space debris brehs

That's like declaring yourself king of a landfill.

 

[8WON6]

this is exactly the type of shyt you only find on the coli.

 

[Days of Future Piff]

She actually really loves him too, It's not simping if it is mutual.

This. The Androids in the main timeline never really did anything evil. It's funny how people hate on Krillin for smashing the remote but they're cool with a certain prince actively helping the villains power up on multiple occasions...

...just for a chance to prove himself stronger than another man

EDIT: and Sanji is definitely the worst offender. Dude's always super-thirsty for no reason.

He's always so extra, constantly going out of his way to brown-nose every woman who ever lived, and making faces like this, even around enemies who are actively trying to kill him and his friends.

Krillin had it bad for 18, but even he was never way over-the-top extra like that.


Shout-out to Katz Kobayashi from Zeta Gundam though. Dude shared that girl with Scirocco.

Spoiler

Body your own love interest trying to fly into the fight like brehs

 

[parallax]

sanji literally turns into a super saiyan himself(Hells memories) when he sees someone even talking to Nami or Brook

...what?

Nah nah you touched on sum breh, Yamcha was a lame now that i remember.

He was sacred to talk to hoez actually since they was kids




Thats not a real nikka reaction




Yamcha pulled up in foreigns fresh all the time tho with an squeaky floating animal. He shoulda been drowing in hoes.




An alien in underarmor and shoulder pads
With a stop and go hairline, boy shyt look like a pair of draws



Let your girl leave you for a dude in usher gloves

they come from who knows where and immediately look to start making babies

did you know that only a fraction of those illegal aliens ever join the workforce?

it needs to be addressed

Be a prince of space debris brehs

That's like declaring yourself king of a landfill.

yall are killing me in this thread

 

[Masenko]

That simp won so stop all that

The OG simp is Brock from Pewter City, bruh has been simping for 20 years and has gotten nowhere

 

[Cadillac]

...what?







yall are killing me in this thread

I meant Robin. Smh

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Blue from The Temptations got shot trying to help a woman put groceries in her car

To be fair, he got shot for someone trying to steal his car.

Show some respect to the legend lol

 

[hotbeezie]

Someone earlier said it,

Krillin low on the list people who be fukking up compared to how Goku and Vegeta be with the foolishness

 

[ThaEruditious]

To be fair, there are a whole bunch of ain't shyt characters in Dragon Ball, though most of them aren't simps.

Goku and Vegeta put the Universe at stake during the Buu saga(Vegeta let Bobidi take over his mind so he could get a power boost and fight Goku, Goku could've won easily by going SS3, but he didn't. Had either of these things not happened, Buu would have never been released)

Gohan puts the Universe in danger by being a lazy fukk that rarely trains even though he knows what type of enemies are out there.

Chichi puts the Universe in danger by trying to stop Goku from getting stronger because she wants him to have a "respectable job" more than she wants to exist

Beerus puts the Universe in danger by sleeping for decades(including through the Buu shyt)

18 basically wanted a ransom payment to participate in the ToP

Piccolo would need to hit damn near the whole cast with the cannon

Breh I swear outta everyone's transgression, Chichi irritates me the most. That bytch'll flat out say fukk everyone's life, Gohan's gonna be a scholar.

bytch what good is that when everyone Earth suddenly appears before Enma-daioh. I guess she was gonna have the smartest cloud-son in the afterlife

 

[TaxCollector13459]

Disgraceful
Nikka a gym leader still fukkin LPNs with no car at the pokeman hospital

That simp won so stop all that

The OG simp is Brock from Pewter City, bruh has been simping for 20 years and has gotten nowhere [/QUOTE