Is Sam Rothstein From The Movie Casino The Biggest Simp In The History Of Cinema?

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

no he didnt..pootie tang goes federal..lol

pootie was the only reason i watched the chris rock show...

for him to actually bring a character from his show to the screen...was dope...

hell i wanted a hustleman, handiman, bruhman hood movie for yrs..n had to settle for pootie..which was the longest preview of a movie ever..

the movie never dopped..

You seriously might be the only person in America that walked out the theater satisfied after watching Pootie Tang.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Yeah Sam was pathetic

But Let's not forget Scarface

his BYATCH was disrespectful from the jump

Even saying borderline racist shyt about him being a Cuban immigrant

Only reason she tolerated him was the fact he had more swag than the boss

And he was able to convince her that he was gonna be the MAN

Tony never simped for that bytch tho. He pushed a hard line on her.

 

[mag357]

Yes... he probly is....
And I see so many dudes like that in real life

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Tony never simped for that bytch tho. He pushed a hard line on her.

YOUNG MAN DID YOU EVEN WATCH SCARFACE???


read these lines:

• Tony Montana : Hey, baby, what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been fukked in a year!
  
  Elvira Hancock : Hey, Jose. Who, why, when, and how I fukk is none of your business, okay?
  
  
• Elvira Hancock : You know what you're becoming, Tony? You're an immigrant spick millionaire, who can't stop talking about money...
  
  Tony Montana : Who the fukk you calling a spick, man? You white piece of bread. Get outta the way of the television.
  

Dawg that byatch was WAY OUT OF POCKET....

and he wifed her


That's like some crakkker byatch calling me a N1gger millionaire ...

I would have Knocked dat byatch the fukk out

 

[Neuromancer]

Sam was a joke.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

YOUNG MAN DID YOU EVEN WATCH SCARFACE???


read these lines:

• Tony Montana : Hey, baby, what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been fukked in a year!
  
  Elvira Hancock : Hey, Jose. Who, why, when, and how I fukk is none of your business, okay?
  
  
• Elvira Hancock : You know what you're becoming, Tony? You're an immigrant spick millionaire, who can't stop talking about money...
  
  Tony Montana : Who the fukk you calling a spick, man? You white piece of bread. Get outta the way of the television.

Dawg that byatch was WAY OUT OF POCKET....

and he wifed her


That's like some crakkker byatch calling me a N1gger millionaire ...

I would have Knocked dat byatch the fukk out

He might've did some tricking but he wasn't doing big simpin breh.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Sam was a joke.

Sad thing is he's based off a true story.

 

[Maximus]

He disgusts me!

Ha sat up there and let a junkie whore fukk up his empire. You're not gonna make her love you, you bytch ass muthafukka. The pimp already broke her in when she was sixteen, which means he owns her mentally, you dumb fukk.

Don't remind me of that movie.

 

[Jhoon]

You seriously might be the only person in America that walked out the theater satisfied after watching Pootie Tang.

Pootie Tang is a good movie.

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

He might've did some tricking but he wasn't doing big simpin breh.

A byatch calls YOU A DEGRADING RACIST TERM AND YOU DO ANYTHING SHORT OF CHOKING HER OUT

IS SOME SIMP AZZ SHYT BREH..


And just the fact he TRICKING ON a byatch who doesn't respect him or his heritage

Is SUPER SAYIAN SIMPING

WHO RAISED U??

 

[Piff Perkins]

Sam figured it out in the sequel though.

 

[419scam]

real life simp + hoe

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

real life simp + hoe

That's what happens when you wife a bish solely based on the way that she looks.

 

[screenname01]

Dude straight up wifed a hoe that told him she didn't have feelings for him. Then he showered her with gifts, gave her the keys to the vault and took her back after she cheated multiple times and gave his bread to the next man and took his daughter with her to her side dudes house

all these athletes and rappers who done basically stepping stoned these glorified sex workers into new tax brackets are pretty much following the same blueprint as rothstein

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

all these athletes and rappers who done basically stepping stoned these glorified sex workers into new tax brackets are pretty much following the same blueprint as rothstein

Shoutout to Antoine Walker.