Is Sam Rothstein From The Movie Casino The Biggest Simp In The History Of Cinema?

[Urahara_Kisuke]

I don't know if anyone has ever seen it, because it's one of those teen comedies from the 1980's........but this ni99a Gary from The Last American Virgin was THEE worst.

-Gary is just the typical teenage boy who is starting to get into girls. He has a whip, a job, all that -- great for a 17 year old.
-His best friend is a slick-talking ni99a named Rick who all the girls like. They both like a virgin named Karen.
-Gary stacks his bread all year, because his entire crew, including Rick & Karen, are going on a ski trip at the end of the year.
-Rick ends up piping Karen, gets her pregnant, and DIPS on her.
-Gary skips the ski trip, sells all his possessions, uses all his bread he's stacked, borrows money from his boss at work..........AND PAYS FOR KAREN'S ABORTION!!! They kick it together after the abortion as he nurses her back to health. She kisses him and they share a moment, etc. Karen invites Gary to her 18th birthday party which is in a few days.
-Gary somehow scrapes together MORE MONEY......to buy Karen a gold locket. Shows up at the party with it......and Karen has gone back to the ni99a Rick! They're all hugged up and everything. Devastates my ni99a Gary. Just let a hoe be a hoe.

 

[Ol’Otis]

Lefty Rosenthal simp ass



"guess you Ginger go figure"

 

[Mortal1]

The worst thing about it was he knew what she was about from jump he just thought he could change her due to his arrogance.

 

[Dave24]

I don't know if anyone has ever seen it, because it's one of those teen comedies from the 1980's........but this ni99a Gary from The Last American Virgin was THEE worst.

-Gary is just the typical teenage boy who is starting to get into girls. He has a whip, a job, all that -- great for a 17 year old.
-His best friend is a slick-talking ni99a named Rick who all the girls like. They both like a virgin named Karen.
-Gary stacks his bread all year, because his entire crew, including Rick & Karen, are going on a ski trip at the end of the year.
-Rick ends up piping Karen, gets her pregnant, and DIPS on her.
-Gary skips the ski trip, sells all his possessions, uses all his bread he's stacked, borrows money from his boss at work..........AND PAYS FOR KAREN'S ABORTION!!! They kick it together after the abortion as he nurses her back to health. She kisses him and they share a moment, etc. Karen invites Gary to her 18th birthday party which is in a few days.
-Gary somehow scrapes together MORE MONEY......to buy Karen a gold locket. Shows up at the party with it......and Karen has gone back to the ni99a Rick! They're all hugged up and everything. Devastates my ni99a Gary. Just let a hoe be a hoe.

Damn that was devastating

 

[Ziploc]

When love becomes an obsession stuff like this can and will happen,it's part human nature, part abandonment issues,likely from childhood. I've known men and women that just could not let go to save their own lives and went down with the entire ship

 

[General Mills]

I don't know if anyone has ever seen it, because it's one of those teen comedies from the 1980's........but this ni99a Gary from The Last American Virgin was THEE worst.

-Gary is just the typical teenage boy who is starting to get into girls. He has a whip, a job, all that -- great for a 17 year old.
-His best friend is a slick-talking ni99a named Rick who all the girls like. They both like a virgin named Karen.
-Gary stacks his bread all year, because his entire crew, including Rick & Karen, are going on a ski trip at the end of the year.
-Rick ends up piping Karen, gets her pregnant, and DIPS on her.
-Gary skips the ski trip, sells all his possessions, uses all his bread he's stacked, borrows money from his boss at work..........AND PAYS FOR KAREN'S ABORTION!!! They kick it together after the abortion as he nurses her back to health. She kisses him and they share a moment, etc. Karen invites Gary to her 18th birthday party which is in a few days.
-Gary somehow scrapes together MORE MONEY......to buy Karen a gold locket. Shows up at the party with it......and Karen has gone back to the ni99a Rick! They're all hugged up and everything. Devastates my ni99a Gary. Just let a hoe be a hoe.

Jezuz Krist

 

[Erratic415]

I don't know if anyone has ever seen it, because it's one of those teen comedies from the 1980's........but this ni99a Gary from The Last American Virgin was THEE worst.

-Gary is just the typical teenage boy who is starting to get into girls. He has a whip, a job, all that -- great for a 17 year old.
-His best friend is a slick-talking ni99a named Rick who all the girls like. They both like a virgin named Karen.
-Gary stacks his bread all year, because his entire crew, including Rick & Karen, are going on a ski trip at the end of the year.
-Rick ends up piping Karen, gets her pregnant, and DIPS on her.
-Gary skips the ski trip, sells all his possessions, uses all his bread he's stacked, borrows money from his boss at work..........AND PAYS FOR KAREN'S ABORTION!!! They kick it together after the abortion as he nurses her back to health. She kisses him and they share a moment, etc. Karen invites Gary to her 18th birthday party which is in a few days.
-Gary somehow scrapes together MORE MONEY......to buy Karen a gold locket. Shows up at the party with it......and Karen has gone back to the ni99a Rick! They're all hugged up and everything. Devastates my ni99a Gary. Just let a hoe be a hoe.

Dude was like a creepy stalker too. Removing the air from Karen’s bicycle tires so he could drive by and by like “need a ride?”. Ted Bundy would have been proud.

Also making out with Karen’s friend while staring at Karen making out with Rick.

 

[Da_Eggman]

I don't know if anyone has ever seen it, because it's one of those teen comedies from the 1980's........but this ni99a Gary from The Last American Virgin was THEE worst.

-Gary is just the typical teenage boy who is starting to get into girls. He has a whip, a job, all that -- great for a 17 year old.
-His best friend is a slick-talking ni99a named Rick who all the girls like. They both like a virgin named Karen.
-Gary stacks his bread all year, because his entire crew, including Rick & Karen, are going on a ski trip at the end of the year.
-Rick ends up piping Karen, gets her pregnant, and DIPS on her.
-Gary skips the ski trip, sells all his possessions, uses all his bread he's stacked, borrows money from his boss at work..........AND PAYS FOR KAREN'S ABORTION!!! They kick it together after the abortion as he nurses her back to health. She kisses him and they share a moment, etc. Karen invites Gary to her 18th birthday party which is in a few days.
-Gary somehow scrapes together MORE MONEY......to buy Karen a gold locket. Shows up at the party with it......and Karen has gone back to the ni99a Rick! They're all hugged up and everything. Devastates my ni99a Gary. Just let a hoe be a hoe.

Most realistically ending of any of the teen 80s movies