The premise of this thread is hilarious
Because on one hand, the thesis is solid: if you with a woman, then that's literally heterosexual behavior. 2 lesbians using strap-ons are never reclassified as heterosexual women: they're still viewed as gay. By that train of thought, a woman and a man using tools including a dildo being used on a man, cannot be logically reclassified as gay behavior.
On the other hand, this cannot fly in Harlem, you'll be greeted with a girthy fukk outta here
Go to your barbershop and say this. Or mention to your non-freak girlfriend you want to take a dildo up the ass, and see where that logic gets you