"Is he a brotha, or a cornball brotha" - Rob Parker on RG3

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Sorry to mention it again, but i really really wish, for comedy purposes, that he would've instead said - "Is he a brotha...or is he a down low brotha??" :ohlawd:

that "down low brotha" term is hilarious to me. :manny:
 

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rob was jus havin a bad day...his asian wife mustve pissed em off..

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well he can have all the BAD DAYS he want sitting at home for the NEXT 30 DAYS... :russ:

fukk he doing questioning another dude's blackness, when he can'T even get a DECENT "TAPE and LINEUP" ......

OLE NAPPYFACE CHRISTOPHER DARDEN LOOKING A$$ NICCA.....
 

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YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH BROTHER!!

I'll admit i'm a BLACK A$$ dude....dark as fukk...

but for some reason it's like mofos (black and white) get disappoined or let down when i go "out the box" and do something NON-STEROTYPICAL

i'm dating this bi-racial chick from cali and she was up thier in the mall with me yesterday asking me my opinion on the christmas gift she was getting her brother..it was a nice casual button up striped shirt.

as for me ...this byatch wants to get me some "JORDANS" and some loud ass orange colored POLO shirt.... :comeon:

i was heated.....i told her "i don't wear that shyt!!!"

besides i'm too old for that crap....

It even happens on my job....i had purchased this clean ass Volvo c-70 just something to work...and my white coworker made the joke..."you've been hanging around us too much..i guess you think you an old white lady now"....

yet they don't say no shyt like that to the LIGHTSKINNED-ED (joke) engineer when he is sitting at his desk listening to soft rock and shyt i.e (hall and oates, ccr, kenny loggins)


WHY IS THIER SUCH A BURDEN ON MY DOUBLE BLACK A$$?!?!?

reminds me of the time i visited an ex girlfriend and as im sitting in my whip..her cute adorable little sister comes up to the car and asks me

"So where your GUN at???"

WE HAVE GOT TO DO BETTER PEOPLE :whew:

They feel lightskin folk are probably half white anyways. It goes both ways though. Lightskin nikkaz will get called out as soft, weak simply based on their complexion.
 

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Lightskin nikkaz will get called out as soft, weak simply based on their complexion.

you are correct!!

i had a homeboy in college he was real lightskinned and one time we was going to this sports bar/ pool hall that i liked to frequent ..it was ratchet as fukk right across the streets from the projects

i just love the drank specials and they played some dope ass music when the deejay was thier

and when we pulled up thier one night..he was like

"ahh hell naw...i ain't going in thier...they will fukking with my hi-yella a$$ all night...." :russ:

he did have it kind a bad....byatches would say shyt to him out of spite like..

"yeah i don't like RED DUDES..cause yall ain't shyt when it comes to relationships..."

it was crazy..cause one girl actually rejected him and talked to me in college cause she simply FELT that i would be BETTER "BOYFRIEND" material because i would be more APPRECIATIVE of her ..as opposed to the countless RED DUDES who ran thru her
 

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I'd say it's more due to the fact that RG3 is a heisman winner/#2 pick and plays in one of the largest markets in the country.

Russell was a 3rd round pick and plays in Seattle.

Nope. :birdman:

If RGIII was light skinned, or if it was Russell Wilson in DC, highly doubt we'd be having the same discussion right now.

RGIII is dark skinned and pretty much throws all them stereotypes to the bushes, in and out of the game of football (especially as it relates to being a quarterback).

That type of shyt don't sit well with anyone, white or black.

We see a dark skinned nikka and, subconsciously or otherwise, we have expectations and when he doesn't follow them, people get uneasy (or at the very most positive, "surprised"...Now why the f*ck would you be "surprised" with the way a person speaks, how he conducts himself, what music he listens to...etc? It's cause you got them expectations, homie).

I've said it before, I'll say it again: "thank you, based colonialism." :aicmon: :pacspit:
 

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are u a fukking idiot or DO YOU JUST PORTRAY ONE ON THIS BOARD?!?! :ohlawd:

Any person be it BLACK or WHITE who questions a blackman's "race credibility" based on how he speaks, what music he listens to or his choice in women....is a SELF HATING son of a byatch.....

black is not define by such superficial characteristics...and last time i checked RG3 wasn't being HIRED for his "blackness".....

the guy simply wants to PLAY FOOTBALL AND BE SUCCESFULL AT IT :ld:


I'm sick of NEGROES like yourself and this idiot ROB PARKER who feel as if a SUCCESSFUL "BROTHER" or "SISTER" OWES the "community" something or feel obligated to VALIDATE his "blackness" for the most petty reasons.

ROB PARKER talking about "down for the cause" like this CBS analyst said..

"WHAT CAUSE IS HE SUPPOSE TO BE DOWN FOR??"

or specifically "WHAT CAUSE ARE BLACK PEOPLE IN GENERAL DOWN FOR??"

ESPN suspends Rob Parker - YouTube

THIS SHYT PISSES ME OFF ON SO MANY LEVELS..IT'S A SHAME RG3 gotta go thru this....it ain't nothing but a SELF HATRED LYNCHING....

i went thru this shyt PERSONALLY and still do at JOBS where INSECURE NEGROES who don't know how to adapt in the corporate world are INTIMIDATED cause i'm articulate and cultured.....yet they ignore the fact or don't know i was born in the projects..been in more hoods i can count , was even homeless at one point...and every girl i've been with has been a "sistah"...

yet...my DARK ASS ain't BLACK ENOUGH :upsetfavre:

mane FUKK N1GGAS will be the death of us...so FUKK nikkaS:upsetfavre:

Meh, plenty of intelligent brothers (Malcolm X, Farrakhan, Cornel West, Julian Bond) don't come off as Uncle Toms.

That might just be the aura you're putting out there.

Rockin out and tatted like a rock starr, dating Carmen Electra, dyed hair, married himself, typical crazy white boy jewelry in his face. Rodmans style and behavior was much more far removed from blacks the RG3

Yet Rodman never comes up in this convo....

I don't think most people see Rodman as human period.

Nope. :birdman:

If RGIII was light skinned, or if it was Russell Wilson in DC, highly doubt we'd be having the same discussion right now.

RGIII is dark skinned and pretty much throws all them stereotypes to the bushes, in and out of the game of football (especially as it relates to being a quarterback).

That type of shyt don't sit well with anyone, white or black.

We see a dark skinned nikka and, subconsciously or otherwise, we have expectations and when he doesn't follow them, people get uneasy (or at the very most positive, "surprised"...Now why the f*ck would you be "surprised" with the way a person speaks, how he conducts himself, what music he listens to...etc? It's cause you got them expectations, homie).

I've said it before, I'll say it again: "thank you, based colonialism." :aicmon: :pacspit:

I didn't even know Russell Wilson was Black until like a few weeks ago. Colin Kaepernick either, so their racial ambiguity might have more to do with it than just being light-skinned.

If you're light-skinned and obviously Black, like say Derrick Rose or Allen Iverson or something, you'd get the same issues that RGIII would get, but if people can't really tell what you are like Wilson is, you'd probably be able to avoid some of the racial stuff.
 

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i never really got a cornball brotha vibe from him at all tho

he just seems like a regular dude

put him in a comfortable situation and he'll prob be wild too
 

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But hole up tho..

Rob Parker actually said this?
:laff:

Hell naw!!!

Rob Parker cracks me up cause its like he knows he's a herb and he doesn't give a shyt.

Dude doesn't even get a line up on some old school Blackman shi
t.

I'm just now reading this thread. Too much comedy:laugh:
 
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