looking back screech was probably the ultimate simp. At least the other guys hooked up/smashed the chicks they were chasing. I'm not sure he even got a peck on the cheek from lisa. Plus the only chick he was able to get was that corny nerdy chick. At least urkle had the goat mya (rip). Plus didnt his best friend zack smash lisa that one time with no fukks given.