Is Corey Matthews the Biggest Simp in TV History?

[Tony_Siegel]

 

[LezJepzin]

I don't blame Corey for simping Topanga. Had a mad crush on her . I knew she was a freak ever since she started dressing better after they were in the sixth grade together. Corey could've tapped that easy if dude just had some more game. She was practically throwing the puss at him in some episodes.

Urkel's chances in bagging Laura went a 180 when they walked in on each other in the shower

 

[jwinfield]

He wasn't a simp, just a rapist.

 

[DANJ!]

Naw, Cory had her most of the time... and she even liked him in the first season when he didn't like her. It's only simpin' if the chick is shuttin' you down.

Urkel takes that title. Dude straight took abuse from Laura and still loved her to death. He considered becoming a whole nother person just to get her. Got with another chick and still had feelin's for her. Yeah, he finally got her, but look how much shyt he had to go thru first.

Urkel's kinda a life lesson tho'. Cause he loved the shyt outta Laura, did anything for her, let her talk down to him, and got nowhere. But everytime that nikka put his foot down and called her out on her bullshyt, and started leavin' her alone for Big Titty Myra, Laura learned how to fall the fukk in line.

 

[Domingo Halliburton]

Screech, urkel, Corey matthews, jazz, sulley in dr Quinn medicine woman

who watches that shyt?

 

[ComputersPutin]

Not even close. His whole life was simping until the final episode..where he still simped

 

[phillycavsfan]

Brehs, Landry CAUGHT A BODY just to get a girl's attention. When she finally dumped him and left for UT-Austin, he'd drive out to the city limits (apparently that's where he got the best reception) just to leave her messages on her voice mail.

Then he tried to date a chick who joined his band but she turned out to be a lesbian (only after kissing him).

Then he meets Jess by destroying her bike and only mode of transportation. He held off paying her for the damages until long after they started dating. The second he bought her a new bike, Jess dumped him for Vince.

 

[feelosofer]

who watches that shyt?

Don't hate on the gawdess Dr. Quinn, shyt was kinda piff back in the 90's.

 

[Prez2032]

I don't blame Corey for simping Topanga. Had a mad crush on her . I knew she was a freak ever since she started dressing better after they were in the sixth grade together. Corey could've tapped that easy if dude just had some more game. She was practically throwing the puss at him in some episodes.

Urkel's chances in bagging Laura went a 180 when they walked in on each other in the shower

 

[Domingo Halliburton]

Don't hate on the gawdess Dr. Quinn, shyt was kinda piff back in the 90's.

I don't remember it. All I can remember is my grandparents watching it when I was like 6.

 

[King Sun]

so we leaving out urkel?

 

[Street Knowledge]

Also my nikka fez from that 70's show

 

[Captain Crunch]

Ted Mosby

Him and Marshall
Marshall took back Lily, after she dumped him and probably got ran through in San Fran.

Good thing Barney is a G

 

[23Barrettcity]

How was Corey a simp. He basically married his high school chick. His brother chased that chick for years and only kissed her 1 time before she bounced.ets not even bring up Urkle.

He fukked winnie . It was implied in that last episode

 

[TheFryingDutchman]

Doug Funnie and Charlie Brown.

Doug yes, CB no. CB just had a crush on the red headed girl. Its not like he was doing everything for her while she was talking to other guys. Doug...that nikka would of killed someone for Patty. I was a little kid like you need to scale it back joe.