Damn y’all nikkas fukkin up the thread now, mods need to lock this shyt if y’all finna argue the whole damn time...
But anyways I got a story for y’all.
Somewhere around a year ago, I’m with my homie and he’s out with his Indian co-worker. We at some nightclub, everything is cool - I slide thru kinda late to I say whats up to my boy and he’s out coaching dude on how to bag hoes at the venue.
Dude is straight from India - lil short lol stubby dude, nothing really stood out about him. Seemed cool, hygiene was aight except for he had on some strong ass cologne. Only thing not working for dude was that he had a strong ass accent and looked stereotypically Indian. Anyways we at the club chillin as my boy is rollin up on girls. Dude in the background watching like
So dude gets more hype as the night goes on and my boy (who’s a natural player) is having a cool ass time, pretty much hittin and chatting up all the bad bytches in the club. I’m coolin back just watching the shyt go down. So Indian dude in the background just following him around and shyt gaining a lil confidence just watching my boy.
So my boy rolls up on this Asian girl, gives her a hug, and flirts wit her a lil bit. I’d say this happens all in less than 30 sec before he dips, she seems a bit warmed up and my dude gives this lil nod to the Indian as he walks away.
So Indian dude is just like - it’s my time to shine now
Rolls up heavily on one, my dude Indian head bobbin game was strong as shyt. He was READY to get some broken off. Dude walks up, grabs her awkwardly as hell, just hugs this bytch like a damn parasitic fish - dude legit froze up midway no game whatsoever. Anyways it takes her like 2 seconds to realize what just happened.
And she goes OFF
I’m talking about she pushes him, slaps him and starts calling him every name in the book “what the fukk do you think you’re doing” “get the fukk off me”.
And I’m like “oh shyt” I ain’t know she was gon do bro like that
Dude standing there like
But in an almost INSTANT REACTION. This dude who’s been quiet and a bit timid the whole night pulls a 180
HE RETORTS with “fukk TO YOU bytch” “BLOODY bytch fukk bytch” “YOU ARE bytch I fukk YOU”
I SWEAR ON GOD IT HAPPENED JUST LIKE THIS - EXCEPT REPLACE THE OTHER INDIAN DUDE WIT A SMALL ASIAN CHICK
I MEAN THEY GOIN AT EACHOTHER.
I go from
My dude turn around, sees this shyt and just starts dying like
Her friends had to pull her away from dude cause she mad as shyt and my dude had to pull his ass away too. They was going at it like two angry ass pit bulls - flailing arms and shyt, I’m surprised security ain’t come thru and break it up.
Shyt was damn near comical - imagine a peitie 5’2 Asian chick arguing wit some FOB lookin 5’5 Indian dude in the middle of a nightclub.
We asked dude what the fukk happened and he’s like “these fukking bytch, why she only let black guys hug her, fukk whore” my and my mans was like
. Dude was on one the whole rest of the night mad as shyt, I had to call it a night after that cause I just couldn’t continue the fukkery after witnessing that shyt
I’m just like
at the whole scenario now. Me and my boy joked about that shyt for months. Saw dude out at a bad randomly like 3 weeks ago, he was still tryna run game. He’s gotten better tho, told me he almost took this one drunk girl home but he told me she told him “she just got done taking a shyt” and didn’t want to have sex that night. That dude hasn’t caught a break yet