In your opinion how can Episode IX revive Star Wars?

QuintessentialMan

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They could start with a bloody backstory on Snoke for goodness sake. And cut down on the toy selling story arcs like when boyega and that asian looking chick were ridin on weird animals and shyt. That shyt was cringe worthy and done purely for kids and toys.....I guess Disney gotta pay them bills though so we can let that slide.
Back to that snoke shyt. That shyt sloppy AF. How you kill off dude without first explaining his origin story or at least giving us something.
Honestly though Star Wars TFA killed at the box office, people just be posing on the net. Errybody gon watch that next ish even it is hot trash, you know you can't resist the force.
 

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Make Finn force sensitive

Bring Luke outta his coma (retcon his death)

Do something with the knights of ren

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TLJ is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

All I can say is just make it as entertaining as possible. Introduce cool characters with Masks and a lot of fight scenes. :yeshrug:

Maybe a time jump a lot of years later after TLJ's events will help. I don't know man.
 

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Only film in history where A dream sequence explanation would erupt in applause. Have it be like a darkside nightmare on the planet.

Could have worked. Had that fukk rian johnson made the resistance all happy go lucky even after losing 500 friends but hey who wouldnt wanna party i guess.

California weirdos. fukk you rian johnson.
 

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I just realized something. Even Snoke shytted on the entire premise of the trilogy in episode 8 when he said "bested by a girl who had never even held a lightsaber, YOU FAILED!"

Snoke even points out the idiocy of the movies:mindblown:

:russ:

This is the problem and why I'm surprised Rian got away with Episode VIII, it's not that it's just a poor story - but it seems specifically designed to :pacspit: on JJ Abrams. There's so much in there that just :ucku: TFA it's mindboggling that KK not only OK'd it but then gave him his own trilogy. He must got nekkid pictures of SOMEBODY or something.

I think SW as a brand can easily survive, but the story of the OG Luke/Han/Leia is dead in the water. They were set-up to redeem Anakin/Padme/Obi-Wan's failures in the prequels but now they're similar failures, even worse because Obi-Wan kept the torch alive for the Jedi while Luke just :piss:on it; making his overthrow of the Emperor/redemption of Vader hollow.

Han got a further :deadhorse:not only did they make him a deadbeat dad/husband but they went back and revealed he got his name, the name he gave his wife/son, from a fukking Imperial officer on a whim. And I loved Solo, especially after the travesty that was TLJ.

So as a huge SW fan - the franchise can easily survive, but Luke/Leia/Han:rip::francis:
 

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Nothing. I saw no reason to make more Star Wars movies after Episode 6. :yeshrug: I don't mind prequels like Rogue One, Solo, or movies that are set in the same universe but not Jedi dominated.

If they wanted to make sequels to episodes 4-6 they should have used the Dark Horse comics and expanded universe novels as a base.
 

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They absolutely can’t let this go to waste

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How does Rian Johnson not put them in Last Jedi :mindblown:

He took every good idea and replaced it with some writing that had me :wtf::dahell::scusthov::what:

JJ need to have Rey turn heel and go to the Sith or have some type of fukkery with Snoke and Luke coming back. Have Kylo go back to the jedi way and finally beat a Sith Rey after getting his ass whooped in every film. :skip:
 
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