In Retrospect, Eating Oatmeal As A Kid Was Terrible.

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I remember as a kid my mom used to make that shyt all the damn time. 90% of the time that shyt had zero flavor. I be pouring ton of sugar, cinnamon, whatever on it and it didnt do a fukking thing, still tasted like nothing.

Moms rarely bought cereal or bagels. Said "it had too much sugar and it wasn't healthy.":snoop:
 

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I hook it up...turn on the teapot
Get my oatmeal in the bowl red' to go...I treat oatmeal like grits..make em sweet or savory :ohlawd:
put my scoop....or two...(3 scoops max of that country crock:whoa:)
Little bit of brown sugar..but sometimes some honey too
maybe bananas once in awhile,dried cranberries,nuts or raisins
pour that hot water into the bowl
and then I just say fukk it and throw my eggs right into the oatmeal.

I realize now that fiber>>>

Them pasty,dry turds that cling to your butt and makes it hard to wipe =:sadbron:

Having stomach problems in and out the CHOP with constipation I value fiber and oatmeal especially. Also when you throw in the eggs or some salsa it creates more flavor.
 

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I remember Michael complaining they ain't never get tothe cereal with the Black man on the box.. Cream of Wheat :wow:

Too broke for even cream of wheat :mjcry:
One of the many episodes where James thought he got a new job JJ said "goodbye oatmeal, hello cream of wheat". James didn't get the job:mjcry:
 

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I'm eating oatmeal right now. Butter, sugar, pinch of salt and we in there :ahh:
Had a bowl earlier threw some bananas and cranberries...

I woke up and had a rather difficult bowl movement :troll:

So had that oatmeal..but said fukk it and had a last bit of some chicken stew in the crockpot I made and threw it into my oatmeal.

The stew had chicken,turkey sausage,sweet potatoes,carrots,green beans,onions inside...

Needles to say that fiber worked some good magic like a half hour later :dame:
 

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Damn near every morning

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Oat meal with strawberries and bananas with coconut flavoring is GOAT.


Like my dude above said; Fiber is crucial.

I been slacking lately.
 
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