In retrospect, Breaking Bad is so fukking corny

[jalamanta]

Walter not killing Jesse was EXTRA corny...The writers didn't even bother giving a good explanation to why Walter would not kill Jesse, when Jesse was his BIGGEST enemy...

A guy like Heisenberg would obviously murked the fukk out of junkie like Jesse, considering all the circumstances.

A guy like Heisenberg wouldn't tolerate psycho cheating wife, considering all the circumstances.

A guy like Heisenberg would've slapped the fukk out of nagging, always unsatisfied wheelchair creep of a son and would've thrown him in the bushes.

All in all, a guy with a mentality of Heisenberg, would've left such ungrateful family once he saw money pouring in and eliminated all liabilities like fukking junkie Jesse. Miss me with all that "he did it for the family shyt". He would've had mad hoes on his dikk and dealt with circumstances.

The combination of qualities in Walter's character is very unrealistic.

Also, unlike most of you, dikkriding, bandwagon jumping fakkits, I watched it from day 1. When it was not so popular, I kinda thought that Bryan Cranston did a poor job of portraying a bad guy. He looks corny and unconvincing as a bad guy. Now Cranston gets mad awards for this role and I don't understand why.

 

[BasedPrime]

Negged

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

A guy like Heisenberg would obviously murked the fukk out of junkie like Jesse, considering all the circumstances.

A guy like Heisenberg wouldn't tolerate psycho cheating wife, considering all the circumstances.

A guy like Heisenberg would've slapped the fukk out of nagging, always unsatisfied wheelchair creep of a son and would've thrown him in the bushes.

All in all, a guy with a mentality of Heisenberg, would've left such ungrateful family once he saw money pouring in and eliminated all liabilities like fukking junkie Jesse. Miss me with all that "he did it for the family shyt". He would've had mad hoes on his dikk and dealt with circumstances.

The combination of qualities in Walter's character is very unrealistic.

Also, unlike most of you, dikkriding, bandwagon jumping fakkits, I watched it from day 1. When it was not so popular, I kinda thought that Bryan Cranston did a poor job of portraying a bad guy. He looks corny and unconvincing as a bad guy. Now Cranston gets mad awards for this role and I don't understand why.

I have always thought Jesse was corny and that it was corny how they magically evaded
death dealing with such cruel, unstable people....

...but your gripes are trash, breh.

 

[jdubnyce]

@hexagram23 seen this yet?

 

[KevCo]

I thought it was knoen he never killed jesse because he could control him snd remember jesse was written off at one point in season 1 but they changed it because his chemistry with Cranston

 

[KevCo]

I thought it was knoen he never killed jesse because he could control him snd remember jesse was written off at one point in season 1 but they changed it because his chemistry with Cranston

 

[dBoyFresh*212]

You guys are fukking stupid . The show is based on the REAL Walter White. The REAL Walter White was doing is part time w him partner ”show:Jesse", and still went to work to maintain finicky life. After a while the money got too much he did it full time and his wife left him but he still loved his fam and his son even though like in the show, it was periods where they wouldn't talk. The show did a great fukking job! The REAL WW is in rehab right now though and is facing life charges

 

[Crownheights718]

A guy like Heisenberg would obviously murked the fukk out of junkie like Jesse, considering all the circumstances.

A guy like Heisenberg wouldn't tolerate psycho cheating wife, considering all the circumstances.

A guy like Heisenberg would've slapped the fukk out of nagging, always unsatisfied wheelchair creep of a son and would've thrown him in the bushes.

All in all, a guy with a mentality of Heisenberg, would've left such ungrateful family once he saw money pouring in and eliminated all liabilities like fukking junkie Jesse. Miss me with all that "he did it for the family shyt". He would've had mad hoes on his dikk and dealt with circumstances.

The combination of qualities in Walter's character is very unrealistic.

Also, unlike most of you, dikkriding, bandwagon jumping fakkits, I watched it from day 1. When it was not so popular, I kinda thought that Bryan Cranston did a poor job of portraying a bad guy. He looks corny and unconvincing as a bad guy. Now Cranston gets mad awards for this role and I don't understand why.

I think it came down to the fact that Walter put Jessie in those positions. Before Walter approached Jessie, Jessie was just a regular fukk boi. Then Walter kept pressing him and Jessie didn't want any parts. Walter then started bodying nikkas and Jessie also got his cherry popped doing the same. But all of Jessie actions were encouraged and a result of Walter's persistence.

I would say that Walter felt liable for Jessie for putting him through all the bullshyt... which is why he never bodied him. Cuz, honestly, as everyone knows... Walter didn't need Jessie at all once Jessie helped make that initial connect with Tuco.

 

[Panther]

I've never even watched it.

Its on netflix, you should at least give it a shot

 

[MidniteJay]

@hexagram23 seen this yet?

Small fry status for @hexagram23 open post is only a smilie for fukks sake...

 

[CM_Burns]

I think it came down to the fact that Walter put Jessie in those positions. Before Walter approached Jessie, Jessie was just a regular fukk boi. Then Walter kept pressing him and Jessie didn't want any parts. Walter then started bodying nikkas and Jessie also got his cherry popped doing the same. But all of Jessie actions were encouraged and a result of Walter's persistence.

I would say that Walter felt liable for Jessie for putting him through all the bullshyt... which is why he never bodied him. Cuz, honestly, as everyone knows... Walter didn't need Jessie at all once Jessie helped make that initial connect with Tuco.

The idea of someone thinking like that towards someone who's not family or a lifelong friend, with that much money and drugs involved


Breaking Bad was a very entertaining, exciting show, it's probably top 5 to me, but it definitely had more stupid, illogical shyt in it than most of the other GOAT contenders (Wire, Sopranos).

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

Jesse was like a son to Walter, he couldn't kill him. Despite becoming Heisenberg Walter was still in there, he wasn't just some sociopathic murderer

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

You guys are fukking stupid . The show is based on the REAL Walter White. The REAL Walter White was doing is part time w him partner ”show:Jesse", and still went to work to maintain finicky life. After a while the money got too much he did it full time and his wife left him but he still loved his fam and his son even though like in the show, it was periods where they wouldn't talk. The show did a great fukking job! The REAL WW is in rehab right now though and is facing life charges

you gonna have to back up these statements with some links breh breh.

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

You guys are fukking stupid . The show is based on the REAL Walter White. The REAL Walter White was doing is part time w him partner ”show:Jesse", and still went to work to maintain finicky life. After a while the money got too much he did it full time and his wife left him but he still loved his fam and his son even though like in the show, it was periods where they wouldn't talk. The show did a great fukking job! The REAL WW is in rehab right now though and is facing life charges

This show hardly based on that guy.

There's some similarities but more, major, differences.

 

[HookersandIceCream]

I have no idea how it's considered a top 5 rated show ever