Imagine if Goku was your dad

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Goku taught Gohan how to go Super Saiyan in the hyberbolic time chamber. The ONLY reason he wasn't the one who initially taught Gohan was because he sacrificed himself to save Gohan.....


Goku taught both Trunks and Goten the Fusion technique and the reason Gotenks was able to go Super Saiyan 3 was because of both Trunks and Goten learning how to do it from Goku....

Again, Goku was directly responsible for teaching both Gohan and Goten crucial techniques that enabled them to later defend the planet in his absence

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I'll give you that but who taught Gohan all the basics
who taught him to gather his ki- Piccolo
who taught him to use the Massenko-ha -Piccolo
who trained him to fight- Piccolo
who taught him to stop being a punk- Piccolo

going super saiyen and not being able to fight wouldn't have helped :mjpls:

now let's look at Goten
who taught him to fight- Chi Chi and Gohan
who taught him to fly- unintentionally Gohan
go ssj= he and Trunks taught themselves

Now more importantly who made sure that the family had food and transportation- Chi Chi and the Ox King
Who paid the bill- Chi Chi and the Ox King

realistically aside from taking 2mins to teach his son and friend how to do a pose to fuse and taking training Gohan in the hyperbolic chamber what else did he do for his kids :mjpls:
Placing the burden of protecting the planet..... yeah a 16 yrs old and a 6 year old should have that responsibility :skip:

Why didn't he teach Gohan how to become ssj when they were training with Piccolo before the androids arrived? :mjpls:

Why didn't he teach his sons to do the instant transmission??? :mjps: what he was afraid they'd actually come looking for him when he ran off :mindblown:
 

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Let's not forget that Goku went off to live with Shenron after he realised that he couldn't wish himself back to being adult at the end of GT.
 

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gohan and gotenks shoulda been like

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Actually I don't see Goku as being a TERRIBLE father, but he WAS an immature one....

Remember, Goku sacrificed his life not once, but TWICE in defense of his Son Gohan...

When the world was at stake and Cell was bossin around like he was invincible, Goku, as a father, put all of his trust in Gohan. That's a hell of a legacy to pass down to your pre-teen son and have the CONFIDENCE that he could get it done. Remember, Goku was seen throughout the UNIVERSE as the premier warrior. Having defeated the destroyer of planets himself Frieza, being the first Super Saiyan in thousands of years, he set aside all pride and ego and told his son that he was in fact, stronger than him:obama:


Goku had trust again, in Goten and Trunks, that they could learn the fusion technique and defeat Majin Buu, again, seeing the potential in his Son and encouraging him against seemingly impossible odds.

The one smart thing that Goku did in all of this, is forsee that ONE DAY the world's heroes would have to survive without him. He did what he could as far as making sure his two sons had the proper training to defend the world in his absence, as a father I commend him for that...

Now going away to train Uub for 7 years is just ridiculous.....:why:


But again, you have to look at how Goku himself grew up. He was an alien kid with NO family whose adopted grandfather died when he was young and left him in the middle of a forest with nothing but a hut and a Dragonball. Goku didn't grow up understanding proper family etiquette and dynamics. He was mentored to fight and from a young age was forced into heroics. Hell Goku didn't even know what the hell a "wife" was, he thought he and Chi Chi were going to have some kind of special food....

Great post.

This needs to be saved for all the Goku aint shyt threads we seem to get every year. People seem to forget that Goku didnt have a normal upbringing. He killed his grandpops and never had a father figure in his life(Master Roshi doesnt count). Its a vicious cycle for these fatherless boys/men:wow::wow:

I cant front these DBZ have me :dead: every single time.
 

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This thread is jokes

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Can yall imagine how many nikkas Chi-Chi wouldve been through if Goku was away for that long in this day and age? :heh:

She would've had a stable of nikkas dikking her down
 
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