I'm Sorry, I Just Could Never Marry A Woman With More Than 5 Bodies On Her

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i dont blame you for being so cynical breh honestly :manny:

when i first told my brother and my best friends i was dating a virgin they all hit me with the :rudy: or :mjlol: and thought i was a fool.
i dapped your OG thread when u got married


my point is
if u love her
u happy with her

and comfortable then u straight



but i know that regardless of gender people lie like a mafukka

ya own parents will lie to u
so as to not hurt your feelings

so i would never really believe shyt a broad say about her numbers

i know i would lie if she ask me so:yeshrug:
 

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Same way archeologists look at bones and estimate how old it is.

Look at the women you are dealing with

Broken home, tramp stamps, tongue rings, scandalous clothes, drinking, clubbing all the time, drugs, alcholol, length of previous relationships, past abortions, how soon you in dem guts etc., amount of guy friends, how gullible she is, if she has a good name etc.
Etc.

All these signs are gauges of whoredom


Especially in this day of social media its never been easier
You clowns need to take notes from this outstanding young man. He'll change your life.
 

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this is the way i think...

say you meet 2 chicks both 30...

chick 1 has only had 2 partners...both LTR...5 yrs a piece.
chick 2 has never had a steady BF...and has 65 bodies on her.

who's had the most sex?

most likely #1....she was getting piped down 3-4 times a week for years....

so you have to ask yourself...is it how much penis shes had or the number of different penis' shes had that bothers you...

for me its both....i dont wanna know too much....all i wanna know is what her character like....is she disease free... and if i can trust that her number of different penis' stops rising with me :yeshrug:

i was almost 40 when i got married and with the times we live in...i dont need all that shyt going on in my head :wow:
Son, I feel you. You gotta ask though. Confront the elephant in the room. Make her lie then, at least you can pull that card later if you catch her in that lie
 
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Son, I feel you. You gotta ask though. Confront the elephant in the room. Make her lie then, at least you can pull that card later if you catch her in that lie

my wife is very attractive....curvy up top and bottom..beautiful....so i know nikkas been putting their bid in all her life...nikkas still checking her out when we go out....so i know she lived her life...i accept that....i lived mine too...i dont need/want to know too many details about the past...thats how i live breh....

i was far from an angel myself...i cant ask somebody to be something i wasnt :manny:
 

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Congrats why settle?

The worst thing ant man can do is give up his rules and regulations for a chick , there should be no exceptions in what you stand firm on.

This ain't some random chick this is someone your going to marry don't mess it up.

The worst thing a man can do is marry the wrong woman

I'm not saying a woman with over five bodies is not worth marrying. I'm absolutely not saying that. I'm just saying I can't get do it.
 
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Congrats why settle?

The worst thing ant man can do is give up his rules and regulations for a chick , there should be no exceptions in what you stand firm on.

This ain't some random chick this is someone your going to marry don't mess it up.

The worst thing a man can do is marry the wrong woman

truth...it can ruin your life.
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
@beanz, your wife Dominican? Mine is a platano as well, she was a virgin when we met and I'm 100% sure she wasn't lying unless she had hymen reconstruction surgery and was extremely uncomfortable the first time we had sex :russ:




And body count actually does matter since -

Women+Sex+Partners+Divorce.jpg


The source is the CDC...........the higher the body count the higher the chance of divorce, it's not rocket science, someone that bounces from dikk to dikk can't maintain stable relationships.
 
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