I'm Sorry, I Just Could Never Marry A Woman With More Than 5 Bodies On Her

[LogicFirst]

where do you reside?

LA

 

[Slystallion]

Dudes won't buy a high mileage car, but have no problem buying(marrying, wiring) a high mileage girl

an 18 yr old girl with a higher body count than a 35 yr old woman still functions better physically than a higher mileage cars that will have signs of breakdown...the human body doesn't work the same way...if you are unaware of the body count her physical body won't change based on her body count the same way a car wears down based on the miles driven

 

[CrimsonTider]

I don't want a hoe you stupid motherfukker. I fukk hoes with 30 bodies but I ain't gonna wife it

So you ok with a girl that has been in a long term relationship for let's say 5 years... And being fukked probably 4 days a week by someone who knows exactly how to get her off and tried everything with her

Dudes won't buy a high mileage car, but have no problem buying(marrying, wiring) a high mileage girl

Compare human being to inanimate objects bruhs

 

[LogicFirst]

unless there is a way to get a carfax on the chick how can you tell how many she has had prior to you meeting her

Ask her, and then multiply then by 3 just to be safe

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

Let me simply things for you down syndrome motherfukkers. Let's assume you know her number, from a reliable source, like her diary or something. You cool with 65 bodies? What number is too many?

this is the way i think...

say you meet 2 chicks both 30...

chick 1 has only had 2 partners...both LTR...5 yrs a piece.
chick 2 has never had a steady BF...and has 65 bodies on her.

who's had the most sex?

most likely #1....she was getting piped down 3-4 times a week for years....

so you have to ask yourself...is it how much penis shes had or the number of different penis' shes had that bothers you...

for me its both....i dont wanna know too much....all i wanna know is what her character like....is she disease free... and if i can trust that her number of different penis' stops rising with me

i was almost 40 when i got married and with the times we live in...i dont need all that shyt going on in my head

 

[Silkk]

So you gonna ask her?

 

[LogicFirst]

an 18 yr old girl with a higher body count than a 35 yr old woman still functions better physically than a higher mileage cars that will have signs of breakdown...the human body doesn't work the same way...if you are unaware of the body count her physical body won't change based on her body count the same way a car wears down based on the miles driven

You missed the point. Emotional and spiritual mileage is the analogy

 

[SubLyminalz]

LA

unless you plan on getting a nun good luck with your journey

 

[How Sway?]

my wife's is 2.0

fixed

lol jk

 

[LogicFirst]

this is the way i think...

say you meet 2 chicks both 30...

chick 1 has only had 2 partners...both LTR...5 yrs a piece.
chick 2 has never had a steady BF...and has 65 bodies on her.

who's had the most sex?

most likely #1....she was getting piped down 3-4 times a week for years....

so you have to ask yourself...is it how much penis shes had or the number of different penis' shes had that bothers you...

for me its both....i dont wanna know too much....all i wanna know is what her character like....is she disease free... and if i can trust that her number of different penis' stops rising with me

i was almost 40 when i got married and with the times we live in...i dont need all that shyt going on in my head

You pose a tricky scenario.

 

[MikelArteta]

Same way archeologists look at bones and estimate how old it is.

Look at the women you are dealing with

Broken home, tramp stamps, tongue rings, scandalous clothes, drinking, clubbing all the time, drugs, alcholol, length of previous relationships, past abortions, how soon you in dem guts etc., amount of guy friends, how gullible she is, if she has a good name etc.
Etc.

All these signs are gauges of whoredom


Especially in this day of social media its never been easier

unless there is a way to get a carfax on the chick how can you tell how many she has had prior to you meeting her

 

[LogicFirst]

These "oletakewhaticangetassnikkaz" on here make me laugh talkin' bout they don't ask, don't matter but best believe a bytch wanna know your credit score and FICO number

 

[MikelArteta]

I'd buy a car with two owners, over a car with 65 owners any day of the week

this is the way i think...

say you meet 2 chicks both 30...

chick 1 has only had 2 partners...both LTR...5 yrs a piece.
chick 2 has never had a steady BF...and has 65 bodies on her.

who's had the most sex?

most likely #1....she was getting piped down 3-4 times a week for years....

so you have to ask yourself...is it how much penis shes had or the number of different penis' shes had that bothers you...

for me its both....i dont wanna know too much....all i wanna know is what her character like....is she disease free... and if i can trust that her number of different penis' stops rising with me

i was almost 40 when i got married and with the times we live in...i dont need all that shyt going on in my head

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

I'd buy a car with two owners, over a car with 65 owners any day of the week

those 65 nikkas was renting tho...but i get your point.

 

[The Don]

I deserve better. I demand better. Five is four too many but I'm trying to be open minded and flexible.

than your probability of getting married goes way down