I'm not sure which quote is the craziest but this has me dying:
The guy refers to himself as the fukking Mooch.He cryptically suggested that he had more information about White House aides. “O.K., the Mooch showed up a week ago,” he said. “This is going to get cleaned up very shortly, O.K.? Because I nailed these guys. I’ve got digital fingerprints on everything they’ve done through the F.B.I. and the fukking Department of Justice.”
“What?” I interjected.