Good job, keep it up.
My nieces & nephews got thee very best of me until each of them turned 2!
My nieces & nephews got thee very best of me until each of them turned 2!
I liked being the drunk uncle thoughGood job, keep it up.
My nieces & nephews got thee very best of me until each of them turned 2!
I know but WHAT THE fukk
There isn't an emoji that explains how I feel... I literally have no idea wtf I'm doing
Thing is i'm really not. I'm trying really hard to stop NOT giving a fukkYou the only one he got breh........quit bytching fishing for compliments.
I figured he was a teen when you said he keeps all his answers short. Everybody's like that in those years.Yeah he a teenager... I literally just met him a month ago.
But he been apart of the fam for a minute, I was just gone overseas so we never met. But all my other neices and nephews know him, my sister has a better relationship with him than I do because she was here when he visited.
I was gone for years so I only knew him through them. My uncle (who is my role model in every way) knows us both so he thought it would be best if I looked out for him.
He ran away from his whole ordeal.. nikka literally walked like 10 miles to the bus station in the cold. I was going to Vegas but canceled because fukk Vegas (), but luckily I was in ATL because my mom had dipped for vacation and I been living back n forth between New Orleans and ATL (because of the flood.. Yall remember the floods that pretty much fukked up Baton Rouge). I been taking care of my grandparents, even quit my job to do it.
I went to that shythole of a bus station and found him. Cops had him in a seperate room because he was a runaway and they reported it. I walked in like
Actually I would be more prepared for that dayU know he gonna walk in one day like uncle O.T.I.S. Where all the hoes at?
You ain't bring one home yet
Good with kids too huh...... ill take a mental note of that for pur future kidsGood job, keep it up.
My nieces & nephews got thee very best of me until each of them turned 2!
Thing is i'm really not. I'm trying really hard to stop NOT giving a fukk
I pretty much made the thread to vent and deep down I find it funny since I pretty much purposely dodged parenthood
Good with kids too huh...... ill take a mental note of that for pur future kids
nvm I thought you had more patiences than that locking kids in a room smhGo on and make fun. I was a spectacular Auntie to each of them for 2 years, lol.
My brothers & my sister-in-laws thought I was an angel sent from heaven above. They'd call me up with little notice, usually a Friday morning while I was at work, asking if I was available to babysit knowing that I would say yes. It was always - "We want to go to the movies, dinner, weekend get-away, sleep in, blah, blah, blah." Most times they'd promise to scoop them up that evening or the following day. Man, I would keep them until Sunday evening. (They always had plenty of formula/milk, pampers/pull ups, onsies/clothes, etc. Think I was set up from rip or were they just very prepared)
They were perfect little babies/toddlers and I really didn't mind that my entire weekend was spent on them. When they were growing older, learning to crawl/pull themselves up/walk, talk, get into everything is when my nerves got very bad:
One niece had a fascination with putting everything in toilet - brushes, toys, bows, etc. One day, she was in the bathroom and when she came out, I asked her what she put in the toilet this time . She looked at me just like this -----> and said, "Some pree, Auntie! (that's how she pronounced 'Pee')
I locked one of my nephews in the bedroom with me so I could nap because this little joker slept like a wild tornado and would end up in my ribs...several times in the night. I'd put him between two pillows and he would squirm to the foot of the bed. So, I'm knocked out and I wake up to him covered in baby powder from head to toe and two of my bottom dresser drawers emptied onto the floor.
There's so many other things those kids did but all I knew is that if my brothers didn't come back when they told me they would, I would feed, bathe, and pack their kids into my car and deliver them home.
Shoot, I was the GOAT Auntie for those 2 years .