I’m having a crisis right now and need to vent

[TL15]

I was hoping this was parody and still am. There is just so much fukkery to unpack

 

[Doctor Wily]

I heard about it around 4:30 over there on park & tompkins Ave.

Prayers up & I hope everyone involved can recover.

 

[Mindfield333]

In NY with a gun? Man… your cousin about to be up the river. Y’all gun laws super strict right?

condolences to you and your family tho

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

after the gun came out i was like "yo, somebody is gonna shoot the dead uncle."
OP did not deliver on that particular, however the rest was fuego.
keep us updated on the fallout from these shenanigans.

 

[Negro Caesar]

Smoke a blunt

 

[shopthatwrecks]

if uncle was a rollin stone like my uncle sugar was...

that nikka had every color of bytch u can think of 17-68...

immediate family his brothers sisters n my grandmother...let that shyt be known from day one...

u hoes got a row.... u sit there...3 rows behind the immediate family... scallywags on 1 side..kids on the other...

any problems...come to the wake pay ya respects there... come to the funeral...sit ya ass outside and admire the obituary..the pastor is loud enough...

them hoes didnt start the bullshyt they thought they were gone start..until they got their houses...

once they saw the trustfund for the kids...n none of the hoes got shyt...

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

I heard about it around 4:30 over there on park & tompkins Ave.

Prayers up & I hope everyone involved can recover.

That’s the spot. My momma is fine but we’re just talking to my aunt to calm her down.

 

[2 one 3]

Damn fam...

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

Thank you guys for the jokes & Comments I really needed this. I wasn’t really close to my uncle (RIP uncle Jimmy) but my aunt and mother crying got to me. This was definitely a moment.

 

[humminbird]

minus the gun this sounds eerily similar to a funeral I had 2 years ago involving my aunt
all I know is a death in the family is a stir up for fukkery all you can do is be there for the people you care about the most
as for the baby mamas and the cousin well

 

[FaTaL]

Brehs & brehettes I don’t know who to vent to but I’m so pissed off.

Today was a funeral for one of my uncles (my uncle Jimmy) and nikkas can’t act right for shyt. My uncle was found dead one week ago in his basement in Queens (he died of a heart attack).

So while my mom, my aunt (who is his sister) were setting up the funeral arrangements we started getting a sense that things were off (missed calls, weird text, etc). My uncle Jimmy baby mamas (four of them total) started having arguments about who should sit where, who should give the eulogy and his sister (my aunt) was starting to get left out of the preceding.

At first we were like WTF that’s his sister how you leaving her out of this but my aunt said it’s cool we will talk about it over the phone. Come to find out that these baby mamas left her out of the eulogy pamphlet and out as a guest speaker and my aunt (his sister) has a crazy breakdown. All of sudden my cousin (my aunt daughter) starts running up to the podium and goes Kanye west Taylor swift to the preacher.

Nikkas get hot, my cousin takes out a gun, my momma is in tears, we sent my sister to the car, a gun shot goes off and nikkas is brawling and two nikkas get stabbed one got shot and there’s 12 police officers right here in the funeral home.


I’m crying because I’m upset and you may hear about this on tonight news on NY1

Sorrry ya I just need to vent before I have to make a police statement plus I have to console my mother.

Worf

• FaTaL
• Nov 1, 2017

How embarrassing

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

@ other brehs in NY coming in like, " I heard about that, that was you big homie?"



I was hoping that maybe just maybe this was OP having a @CarbonBraddock or @Orbital-Fetus moment, but nah this is real life

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

whatever man

 

[Jean Jacket]

You already knew what to expect.

Wouldn't have shown up...


Condolences to you and yours tho Breh.

 

[Solano707]