I'm about to be on some real e-murda ****, brehs...

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

Since meeting Brehbry, I've just been...

Reading.

Reading.

And more reading.

Done read the coli dictionary twice, now.

Starting with

aard·vark [ahrd-vahrk]
noun
1. A large, nocturnal, burrowing mammal, Orycteropus afer, of central and southern Africa, feeding on ants and termites and having a long, extensile tongue, strong claws, and long ears.

To


troll [trohl]
noun
1. A mythical, cave-dwelling being depicted in folklore as either a giant or a dwarf, typically having a very ugly appearance.

2. One who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or disruptive messages in an online innanet forum with the intent to provoke or incite emotional responses from other posters. See half of the coli posters, notably malkoonx, brotherzay, and gator reloaded.

Ending with

zyz·zy·va [ziz-uh-vuh]
noun
1. Any of various South American weevils (also called snout beetles) of the genus Zyzzyva, often destructive to plants, nuts, grain, fruit.

Learning alot. I can see why they threw The Robert Horry Dilemma in the bushes...too much truth.

I can also now see now why my breh jc gave me 10 stacks for books. The coli dictionary was a Grover Cleveland.

Oh y'all don't know what a Grover is?

IT, brehs...IT.

 

[ScottyG]

This dude shyt had me rolling breh!

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

This dude shyt had me rolling breh!

I see you out there, breh.

Tell em why you mad, son.

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

Bought a book called 1984 for a William McKinley. Oh, y'all don't know what a...

Anyway, I was reading it…

He could not help feeling a twinge of panic. It was absurd, since the writing of those particular words was not more dangerous than the initial act of opening the diary; but for a moment he was tempted to tear out the spoiled pages and abandon the enterprise altogether.

But he did not do so, however, because he knew that it was useless. Whether he wrote DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER, or whether he refrained from writing it, made no difference. Whether he went on with the diary, or whether he did not go on with it, made no difference. The Thought Police would get him just the same. He had committed--would still have committed, even if he had never set pen to paper--the essential crime that contained all others in itself. Thoughtcrime, they called it. Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later the were bound to get you.

…and I suddenly realized the basis for my incarceration...thoughtcrime. My thinking that Robert Horry is the one of the greatest NBA players ever if the premise of greatness is NBA championships was...a crime.

It then soon dawned on me that…I am Winston Smith. This book is actually about me.

Big Brother…is bk and brooklynzson. The Thought Police are their mod minions.

Who is this George Orwell fellow? How does he know? How was he able to write about me and my plight in 1984…when it’s 2013? How long have I really been locked in the Event Staff Correctional Facility, brehs?

 

[villain]

droppin some piff off for you big dog

Spoiler

stay skrong

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

@Christian3o5 and @freshprince0619, Big Brother is watching you.

Don’t worry, he watching me, too.

Here's what he doesn't understand, though. He can watch with his watchin ass. I just don't give a fukk.

DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER! DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!! DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!!!
DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER! DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!! DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!!!
DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER! DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!! DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!!!
DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER! DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!! DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!!!
DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER! DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!! DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!!!
DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER! DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!! DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!!!
DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER! DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!! DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!!!

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

1984 is instructive, brehs.

A major theme was that the Party could break you down to the point where you would truly believe:

Similarly, there are those on the coli who would have you believe that 5 >>> 7.

I ain't buying it.

Well, that's not true. Clearly, 5 >>> 7.

Except when you're saying the number of this one important thing determines individual greatness. In that case, it clearly is so that 7 >>> 5.

Undeniably true...right?

At least the last time I checked, 7 is better than 5.

Long story short, The Robert Horry Dilemma should not be rotting away in some bushes because a few mods are...obtuse.

You can't break me.

 

[Christian3o5]

DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER
#FreeTheRobertHorryDilemma

 

[jaguar paw]

 

[dennis roadman]

so what happened????

 

[ThaBoyBam]

Funniest shyt I read on here in a while

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

so what happened????

Like I was saying, a whole lot.

It was my first time meeting it. I told it, "My name is iPod. iPod Raheem 2.0. We're going to be friends."

Who's it?

A thread. The Robert Horry Dilemma. Actually, I just call it Robert. The Robert Horry Dilemma is a mouthful. Mama says it's hard to talk if your mouth's full.

I haven't seen Robert for quite some time, now. But, I remember meeting it like it was yesterday.

We met on a Sunday. Had to be. Mama said that's the Lord's day. And all good things happen that day. She said I was born on a Sunday.

Anyway, it wasn't a normal thread.

I wasn't normal, either. It was like a round peg. And I was like a circle hole. We just kind of fit together. It wasn't really hard. All it had to do was be the peanuts. And I was butter. And people surely called Robert nuts. Never did understand why. Robert was just a kindred spirit. He was like a ping pong bouncing this way and that away, making good points about this and that.

But whichever way it went it seemed like it was running and running and running and running and running and running and running and running and running and running and running and running and running and...

Robert got to be pretty popular. Met a whole lot of famous people.

Even met a fellow they call King James. Funny, he didn't even have a crown. Just one measly ring. Robert had seven of those. But nobody ever called it King Horry (that's Robert's last name), though. Not Prince. Not even Robert, sometimes. Just plain Bob.

Robert met other famous people, too. Presidents.

Not quite sure why Robert got to meet the presidents. Guess it was just good at what it did. People liked that. And presidents wanted to congratulate it on that. Mama says if you're gonna do something, mind as well be good at it. Anyway, I can think of one reason people liked Robert.

Robert spoke to the masses. And it spoke the truth.

And you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but Robert could shoot 3s from the cheap seats with ease.

Now, not everybody loved Robert.

Some people met it and just yelled at it for whatever reason.

They said it was stupid. Mama says stupid is as stupid does. And Mama always told me, "the coli's full of trolls and holts, don't you send any dikk pics." Still don't know what that means. But it makes sense if my Mama says it. And to this day, I have not sent any dikk pics. That's all I have to say about that.

Besides all that, Robert loved Dr. Pepper. It must've drank 5 Dr. Peppers a day. Five.

One time when I was in college I drank 5 Dr. Peppers. And I peed for half a day. Funny what a young man recollects.

Now, I'm not a smart man. But I do know what a good thread is. Robert was a good thread.

I look forward to the day when it and I are like peanuts and butter, again.

Dear God, make Robert a bird so it can fly away. Far, far away...from the bushes. Dear God, make Robert a bird so it can fly away. Far, far away...

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

Gallo's my Rooster, I hate it had to be him

If the fates of the The Robert Horry Dilemma and the Nuggets are linked, what does this say about my thread's chances of getting out of the bushes...

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

droppin some piff off for you big dog

Spoiler

stay skrong

You're helping, breh












































But you're not helping, breh

Day 2 of the No Porn, No Fap Challenge...well...let's just say I haven't seen Day 2 in awhile...

Part of me actually thinks Gallo's knee was not sturdy enough because my will to not fap wasn't sturdy enough

I must do better

I shall pray for strength and discipline because trying to get The Robert Horry Dilemma free is more important than trying to unclog my loins...

I shall live more righteously

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

Woke up this morning to see that light was only coming through one window.

All the others have been boarded up and all I can see is the window facing our great Mother JBO.

After a breh announcing plans to live more righteously?