I'm about to be on some real e-murda ****, brehs...
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iPod Raheem 2.0
D, mother****er, D.
Been thinking about The Robert Horry Dilemma alot in my quiet solitude.
Starting to have flashbacks of those imbeciles who attempted to ruin a perfectly good thread.
Wretched animals, they were.
Starting to have flashbacks of those imbeciles who attempted to ruin a perfectly good thread.
Wretched animals, they were.
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fukk yo thread nikka, ha ha, make another one you broke motherfukker...fukk yo thread nikka fukk yo thread!
fukk yo thread nikka, ha ha, make another one you broke motherfukker...fukk yo thread nikka fukk yo thread!
iPod Raheem 2.0
D, mother****er, D.
I peered out my window this evening--yes, I said window. I may be in prison but this is still the coli, nikkas. 
Like I said, I peered out my window this evening and was waving to and chatting with a bunch of people who were congregating outside. They had been coming since this morning. I guess they planned on sitting outside the prison while I served my bid. Most of them seemed to be supporters so I had arranged for some brand new white suede couches to be delivered so that they had somewhere nice to sit while we waited.
Anyway, I was saying good night to them and shyt. And then all of a sudden some 2-Chains-looking-ass nikka with some Whoopi-extensions came struttin through.
nikka had mud all on his boots. Walked all through the area where my people were. Recklessly leaving muddy bootprints in the carpet I had bought for them. He didn't give a fukk. Then he sat down on one of the couches. Laid down. Stretched out. Made himself at home. Then started grinding his feet in the couch.
And he was yelling some bullshyt in my direction.
I guess he called himself protesting my cause.
Like he didn't understand I was doing this for him.
Anyway, the nikka was mad ******ish. Which usually is right up my alley.
But the nikka was just plain out of line this time. He was just grinding mud all into the couch, brehs. Ruining a perfectly good couch.
After a few minutes I said, "fukk that." This nikka needs some discipline. Besides, I was trying to catch some sleep and I ain't wanna hear all that noise. So I signaled some big brolic black TBM nikka--what, you think I ain't have no pull? Because I'm in the bink, nikka?
Like I said, I had some big brolic black TBM nikka field-goal kick that nikka.
It's good!
They started wailing on the nikka's legs for grinding his muddy boots in the couch, too. I felt kind of bad because the nikka started crying like a little bytch.
I was thinking, damn, that nikka really needs some help. But then I thought, yo, we just gave him some help.
I betcha he won't come over here and disrespect like that again.
Like I said, I peered out my window this evening and was waving to and chatting with a bunch of people who were congregating outside. They had been coming since this morning. I guess they planned on sitting outside the prison while I served my bid. Most of them seemed to be supporters so I had arranged for some brand new white suede couches to be delivered so that they had somewhere nice to sit while we waited.
Anyway, I was saying good night to them and shyt. And then all of a sudden some 2-Chains-looking-ass nikka with some Whoopi-extensions came struttin through.
nikka had mud all on his boots. Walked all through the area where my people were. Recklessly leaving muddy bootprints in the carpet I had bought for them. He didn't give a fukk. Then he sat down on one of the couches. Laid down. Stretched out. Made himself at home. Then started grinding his feet in the couch.
And he was yelling some bullshyt in my direction.I guess he called himself protesting my cause.
Like he didn't understand I was doing this for him.Anyway, the nikka was mad ******ish. Which usually is right up my alley.
But the nikka was just plain out of line this time. He was just grinding mud all into the couch, brehs. Ruining a perfectly good couch.
After a few minutes I said, "fukk that." This nikka needs some discipline. Besides, I was trying to catch some sleep and I ain't wanna hear all that noise. So I signaled some big brolic black TBM nikka--what, you think I ain't have no pull? Because I'm in the bink, nikka?
Like I said, I had some big brolic black TBM nikka field-goal kick that nikka.
It's good!
They started wailing on the nikka's legs for grinding his muddy boots in the couch, too. I felt kind of bad because the nikka started crying like a little bytch.
I was thinking, damn, that nikka really needs some help. But then I thought, yo, we just gave him some help.
I betcha he won't come over here and disrespect like that again.
iPod Raheem 2.0
D, mother****er, D.
iPod Raheem 2.0
D, mother****er, D.
My dreams last night 
Needless to say, there was no question that I was going to be restarting the NO Porn or Fap Challenge at Day 1...again
But I needed some...stimuli
Only thing I could find is this right here. I gotta keep it wrapped up because I'm not supposed to have this in here. They say it's "contraband."
You already know what happened next
I gave myself that work
Needless to say, there was no question that I was going to be restarting the NO Porn or Fap Challenge at Day 1...again
But I needed some...stimuli
Only thing I could find is this right here. I gotta keep it wrapped up because I'm not supposed to have this in here. They say it's "contraband."
You already know what happened next
I gave myself that work
iPod Raheem 2.0
D, mother****er, D.
Wardens @bk and @Brooklynzson stopped by iPod King Jr's cell today...
iPod King Jr: Morning, Wardens. :D It's a beautiful day in the Event Staff Correctionals, isn't it?
Warden Brooklynzson: fukk your mother.
iPod King Jr:
Warden bk: Yeah, fukk your mother...the long way.
iPod King Jr:
Can't we all just get along?
Warden bk: Can't you just shut the fukk up?
iPod King Jr:
When are you getting The Robert Horry Dilemma out of the bushes so I can get out of here?
Warden Brooklynzson: How about never?
Warden bk: Yeah...
iPod X 2.0: How about...
Warden Brooklynzson: Into the hole you go motherfukka!!
iPod King Jr: Morning, Wardens. :D It's a beautiful day in the Event Staff Correctionals, isn't it?
Warden Brooklynzson: fukk your mother.
iPod King Jr:
Warden bk: Yeah, fukk your mother...the long way.
iPod King Jr:
Can't we all just get along?Warden bk: Can't you just shut the fukk up?
iPod King Jr:
When are you getting The Robert Horry Dilemma out of the bushes so I can get out of here?Warden Brooklynzson: How about never?
Warden bk: Yeah...
how about we sticky it in the bushes
iPod X 2.0: How about...
Warden Brooklynzson: Into the hole you go motherfukka!!
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iPod Raheem 2.0
D, mother****er, D.
It's dark in here. Really dark. 
But hey look what I can do.
I'm lord of the cyclops. Fear me! FEAR me!!
Am I freaking you out?
I'm totally freaking you out.
Here Jinxy.
Don't freak out, it's just my Jinxy. Now if Jinxy's right here, then....
Who the hell are you?
But hey look what I can do.
I'm lord of the cyclops. Fear me! FEAR me!!
Am I freaking you out?
I'm totally freaking you out.
Here Jinxy.
Don't freak out, it's just my Jinxy. Now if Jinxy's right here, then....
Who the hell are you?
iPod Raheem 2.0
D, mother****er, D.
Good news: CO dropped by to give me word that the Nuggets whipped the Lakers' ass, again...bauce
Bad news: They found the contraband. Got another night in the hole.
Bad news: They found the contraband.
Got another night in the hole.
iPod Raheem 2.0
D, mother****er, D.
This nikka @bk is a diabolically evil, sick, twisted, psychotic muthafukka.
After telling me that I got another night in the hole this mufukka came back with some lotion in a basket.
Here's how that went...
buffalo kill: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
It: Mister... my family will pay cash for The Robert Horry Dilemma. Whatever ransom you're askin' for, they'll pay it.
buffalo kill: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose, again. [to Jinxy: Yes, it will, Precious, it will get the hose.]
It: Okay... okay... okay.
[Puts the lotion on its skin.] Mister, if you let it go, I won't--It won't press charges, I promise. See, my mom is a real important woman... I guess you already know that.
buffalo kill: Now, it places the lotion in the basket.
It: Please! Please... I wanna go home! Robert wants to go home, too!
buffalo kill: It places the lotion in the basket.
It: I wanna see my thread! I wanna see my mommy! Please, no. I wanna see my... I wanna...
buffalo kill: PUT THE fukkING LOTION IN THE BASKET!
It: AHHHHH!!
buffalo kill: AHHHHH!!
It: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
buffalo kill: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
After telling me that I got another night in the hole this mufukka came back with some lotion in a basket.
Here's how that went...
buffalo kill: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
It:
Mister... my family will pay cash for The Robert Horry Dilemma. Whatever ransom you're askin' for, they'll pay it.buffalo kill: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose, again. [to Jinxy: Yes, it will, Precious, it will get the hose.]
It: Okay... okay... okay.
[Puts the lotion on its skin.] Mister, if you let it go, I won't--It won't press charges, I promise. See, my mom is a real important woman... I guess you already know that.buffalo kill: Now, it places the lotion in the basket.
It: Please! Please... I wanna go home! Robert wants to go home, too!
buffalo kill: It places the lotion in the basket.
It: I wanna see my thread! I wanna see my mommy! Please, no. I wanna see my... I wanna...
buffalo kill: PUT THE fukkING LOTION IN THE BASKET!
It:
AHHHHH!!buffalo kill: AHHHHH!!
It: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
buffalo kill: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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iPod Raheem 2.0
D, mother****er, D.
iPod Raheem 2.0
D, mother****er, D.
Just got out of the hole 
But came back to gen pop only to hear...
havoc00
First night in Events Staff Correctionals...new fish was clearly not about that life
Should've put two packs of cigs on his fat ass not making it to the morning
But came back to gen pop only to hear...
havoc00
First night in Events Staff Correctionals...new fish was clearly not about that life
Should've put two packs of cigs on his fat ass not making it to the morning