I'm about to be on some real e-murda ****, brehs...

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Watching the Nuggets game

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Liking what I'm seeing thus far
 

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wtf is going on in here :laugh:

Dear brehther Christian305, like our comrade havoc00, I, too, have been held against my will in the Event Staff Correctional Facility. Well, to be fair, it was "voluntarily" at first but now it's most certainly "INvoluntarily." :sadcam: Unlike havoc00 , though, I'm built for this. :smugbiden: Dropped the soap 3 times :shaq: and nary a breh set eyes on your breh. :no: Not a one. :why:

Anyway, I'm just trying to get The Robert Horry Dilemma free. :wow:
 

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Apparently the day after I got an extra 24 in the hole, the Wardens changed the Facility's zero-tolerance contraband policy. The Wardens approved a host of "contraband safe" items. Anyway, the brehs, feeling bad for me because my "stay" had been unexpectedly extended, pooled together to get me something. :obama:

















































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I don't know what to say

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It's hanging right across from my bed

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*puts 10k on my brehthers books*

looking kinda bleak for you breh

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JC, peace be onto you my brehther. I thank you for visiting me.

It's rough in here, breh. Dark. :to: Cold. :wow: Lonely. :sadbron: Suffocating. :noah:

But as you know, without the dark there can be no light. So just as a ray of light interrupts the darkness, a glimmer of hope penetrates a sea of bleakness. The Robert Horry Dilemma will be free! I believe it so it's gonna happen. :lawd:

Thank you for the books, though. With the time I'm lookin at, I'll be sure to get a lot of reading done. :sadcam: Ten stacks, though? fukk you expect me to build a library? :heh:































Oh, and we'll never forget the rep power. :ohlawd:

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Met a breh in the yard today. His name was...Brehbry.

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Brehbry: You ever look up the word "black" in the dictionary?

Me: What for? :childplease:

Brehbry: Did you ever study anything that wasn't part of some troll? :beli:

Me: What the hell for, breh? :why:

Brehbry: Go on, fool. The pawgs are lining up, waiting for you. :duck:

Me: Okay, okay. Show me, breh.

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Brehbry (Pulls out coli's dictionary, flips to Bs): Read how they define "black."

Me: Black, (blak), adj. destitute of light, color of burnt mud, ratchet, ghetto, guilty, bad, Michael Jackson, lover of "phat" ass white girls, wide-nose breathing all the cac's air, 1 star, neg rep, dap/undap.

Brehbry: Now go to "cac." :beli:

Me (turns to Cs): Cac, (kak), adj. embodiment of light, color of pure snow, classy, distinguished, innocent, good, Michael Jackson, lover of pretty and white girls, narrow-nose breathing non-black air, 5 stars, pos rep, double dap.

Brehbry: You see. :troll:

Me: That's bullshyt. :sadbron: That's a cac's dictionary. Ain't all these cac's books?

Brehbry: Sure ain't black books. But that ain't no reason to get low. Be proud. We here. The coli is ours. But, right now, it feels...it feels like the whole coli is against us. So study, be strong, and don't cry no more. You're gonna' get The Robert Horry Dilemma free.

Me: :myman:
 

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14!

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LWO came through. :flabbynsick: nikkas walked into a track meet.

The other team in LA came through. Threw them in the bushes. :birdman:

Melo came home. We gave him that work. :youngsabo:

Memphis found out we bout that action. :boss:

Caught Chi in traffic...beng, beng. :leon:

Went to OKC on the second night of a back to back. They ain't want it...second time we forced them to lean back during this run. :wow:

And now this most improbable of victories. :ohlawd:

Oh, we definitely streakin!

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If this isn't a sign that The Robert Dilemma will be free, I don't know what is. Between this, Brehbry's counsel, and the brehs coming through to support, it's only a matter of time. :lawd:
 
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