im a guy im ashamed of my butt

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No, but im 5'7, so combine a big dooky booty, pause :dame: , with a slim waist and a severe height shortage. I look like a damn clown. If it was socially acceptable to twerk as a man, and if I could get surgery on my trick knee, I could shut down all the video vixens with my joint pause :dame:

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With me its just weird. Even lookin at my baby pics you could see that i was "low heavy". Not sure about my ass then but i had (have) giant thighs. Pretty sure all my weight goes to the sides of my thighs and ass. And my ass itsnt even muscle built either. But then up top i look like a teenager, by nature not just cuz i lack muscles or whatever. I doubt i can gain much weight up top. So its like im disfigured.

Its like i was supposed to be a fat kid or something but cuz of the genes i dont really look like it. Very weird, especially cuz both my mom and father arent fat and the family ive seen (mothers side) are actually small. I know about baby fat and all that but its still there so its not what im talkin about.
 

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my wife says this is me as well, but I do a shytload of cardio tho so I look like this.

thats me 2 weeks ago trying on size 32 jeans for the first time in years.

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No, but im 5'7, so combine a big dooky booty, pause :dame: , with a slim waist and a severe height shortage. I look like a damn clown. If it was socially acceptable to twerk as a man, and if I could get surgery on my trick knee, I could shut down all the video vixens with my joint pause :dame:



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Crying real tears for real.:laff:
 

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Women love brehs like that. Most likely you’re heart is in great condition. People who develop weight in their butt rather than stomach have lower incidence of heart related illness. Be thankful
 
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